Jenna Jameson is NOT amused!

March 23, 2010 at 10:09 am 8 comments

Because Jenna knows it takes more than some superstretchy streetwalkin’ solo shenanigans to make it to the top of Skanktown … and human clown car Nadya Suleman just ain’t that ho, yo!

But, alas, the world’s most famous little-people Pez-dispenser may just be turning to porn to pay off her house.

Try to contain your shock and amazement, folks.

The person idiot who sold the house to a woman with 14 anklebiters, no visible means of lasting support and a penchant for full-on fucktarderey says he’ll initiate foreclosure proceedings if she doesn’t pay up the $460k by the end of business on TODAY, BIATCH!!

And, you know, all of that really would sound 20 kind of super hard luckish and whatnot until you find out that Steven Hirsch, Prez of Vivid Entertainment, wrote Octoho a letter where he says he’ll pay off her house as long as she’s willing to take it take it out in tongue-flicks and big, hard di … well, you get the idea.

Now, I don’t know about you, but even though this mess was about as predictable as a Tara Reid relapse, I just don’t see myself sitting through Womb Raider or Octopussy-4-Realz … nuh uh.


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Don’t worry ladies – he’ll be here all night! Erin Go WAAAHHHHH!!!!!


  • 1. GreenEydGrrl  |  March 23, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    see like Womb Raider is like TOTALLY funny ’cause she kinda looks like Angelina….

  • 2. thecookie  |  March 23, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    SHE DOES NOT! She only wants to but NO ONE stacks up against my #1 girlcrush of all time for all eternity!!!!!!!!!

  • 3. writechic  |  March 23, 2010 at 11:29 pm

    Octopussy scares me. How ’bout 8 Mile Vajayjay? Slumdog Million Square Foot Vagina? V for Vendetta against her Pelvic Floor? Kill Bill and Hide ‘Em in Nadya’s Vagina?

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  March 24, 2010 at 12:18 am

    Giiiiirl – you have missed your calling!
    You have a gift – A GIFT I SAY – for titling titty flicks!

  • 5. saratoday  |  March 24, 2010 at 4:26 am


  • 6. thecookie  |  March 24, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    You said it!

  • 7. sprindaddy  |  March 26, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    Oh my good gravy…….I’m in screamin-tears over here.!!! This shit don’t write itself…..Cookie and writechic doo! Bwahahahaaaa! Thanks y’all.

  • 8. Ponchita  |  March 26, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    Oh MYLANTA! I don’t know which one of you I love more…cookie or wrtiechic! You biatches have a true gift. Thanks for making my day. I vote for all the titles y’all have chosen, but I must say Womb Raider is my fav of them all.

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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