Wait. What?

March 11, 2010 at 11:06 am 7 comments

The results of a new poll from the National Sleep Foundation reveal that roughly one in four Americans who are married or living with a romantic partner regularly feel too exhausted for sex.

Wait. What?
Sex helps you sleep better!

The survey, which included more than 1,000 randomly selected prudes people ages 25 to 60, found – among other blah blah – that nearly a quarter of all of them said their work schedules kept them from getting enough sleep.

Wait. What?!
What better time to have sex than when you’re awake? I mean, I’m no Rhodes Scholar or anything but aren’t you awake when you can’t sleep?? Isn’t that your basic 2+2 situation or some shit?!

According to the survey, about 20 to 30% of Frigidaires respondents said their persistent lack of sleep often left them too tired for sex.

Wait. What?!?
Have we not already established that sex is best while awake and that sex promotes better sleep?!? Uhh, helloooooo!

Don’t believe me?
Well then, quit making excuses and go do your homework, America!


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  • 1. writechic  |  March 11, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    Maybe these people won’t reproduce and pass on the “dumb” gene. I mean sex is fun. It’s relaxing, and it’s free.

    Maybe if more folks were gettin’ laid, people wouldn’t be so mean.

    We should start a national get laid day or something.

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  March 11, 2010 at 10:06 pm


    • 3. writechic  |  March 11, 2010 at 11:53 pm


  • 4. saratoday  |  March 12, 2010 at 7:35 am

    Wait, it’s free? Doh!

  • 5. lifeisacookie  |  March 12, 2010 at 11:04 am


  • 6. springdaddy  |  March 17, 2010 at 10:21 am

    Living with a fridgidaire for the past many years taught me tired is way over used….blah-blah-blah beotch!!
    I’m not looking for an easy bake oven. But some warmth and soul will sure cure what ailes ya!

  • 7. thecookie  |  March 17, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    You said it SpringDaddy!!
    (and nice to see ya, sweets!)

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