Dumb Bitch of the Day

March 10, 2010 at 11:02 am 10 comments

Old and Busted: Texting while driving
New Hotness: Shaving while driving

In addition to wearing the DBOTD crown today,
Megan Mariah Barnes ————————->
just may have to be presented with the keys to the Kingdom of Dumb Bitchery for committing what may be the most outward act of unbelievable idiocy I’ve seen in a loooong time since last week.

Bitch caused a crash while she was clippin’ the cooch driving along Cudjoe Key, ‘kay!

Ohh HO yeah … and in case you wondered, that there friends is an automatic nomination to the Dumb Bitch Hall of Fame!!

Popo types say the 37-year-old was on her way to see her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be properly groomed for the visit so, along the way, she decided to cut her short ‘n curlies … but apparently forgot all about the skunk-trail she’s sportin’ up top!?!

Full. Force. FAIL!!!

Oh, but that’s just the start of her fuckery … it gets better!
Seated next to the Megster was her ex-husband, who took the wheel while she focused on her follicles.
::: wonder how the bf feels about that … :::

… and better!!
Mindless Megan was convicted of DUI and driving without a license the day before the coochie crash!

Ohhhhh my side hurts … sometimes this shit just writes itself …

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  • 1. Ric  |  March 10, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    Actually, that’s a negative skunk-trail, which sounds like it sums up this wench’s story.

    Not a good hair style for her facial structure either.

    She needs a makeover. Hello, God, take this one back and fix her, please, thank you very much. Mostly the hair. And the makeup. And the curly hairs, you know, like, put ’em back. De-wench her and then let her win the lottery, get a good education, and a better life. And we want the follow-up story when you’re done.

    Oprah, you listening?

    • 2. writechic  |  March 10, 2010 at 7:51 pm

      That’s one of the roughest looking 37 year olds I’ve ever seen in my life! She needs a do-over, not a makeover. Geesh.

      • 3. Ric  |  March 10, 2010 at 8:15 pm

        I’m a guy. What do I know from makeup?

  • 4. thecookie  |  March 10, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    WC — I think that one’s alerady been ‘done over’ — ifya catch my drift *wink wink*

  • 5. writechic  |  March 11, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    And over, and over, and over, and over.

  • 6. Ric  |  March 11, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    Hmmm. Is there just a hint of cattiness in this thread? Just the barest, teeniest hint…?

    Not that I would ever say anything catty, of course. I mean, being a guy and all.

  • 7. lifeisacookie  |  March 11, 2010 at 10:07 pm

    LIAC — loosely translated — means OPEN SEASON ON HO’S

  • 8. Ric  |  March 11, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    Is that anything like Christmas Season HO HO HO?

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  • 10. chowley  |  December 1, 2010 at 10:42 pm

    That’s A MAN Baby, Yeah!!!

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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