Updating your political dictionary

March 9, 2010 at 11:09 am 4 comments

From a friend …

“Josh Marshall had a very short item the other day that I’ve been meaning to mention. He was helping readers understand the new political “lexicon.”
Jamming it through“: to vote on a bill.

It got me thinking about how we should all update our understandings of political terms that had fairly straightforward definitions up until fairly recently.

Obstructionism,” for example, only refers to Democratic minorities opposing Republican proposals.

Tyranny” is found when an elected Democratic majority passes legislation that Republicans don’t like.

Reconciliation” describes a Senate process that Republicans are allowed to use to overcome Democratic “obstructionism.”

Terrorism” refers to acts of political violence committed by people who aren’t white guys.

Bipartisanship” is found when Democrats agree to pass Republican legislation.

Big government” describes a dangerous phenomenon to be avoided, except in cases relating reproductive rights or gays.

Treason” refers to Democrats criticizing a Republican administration during a war.

Patriotism” refers to Republicans criticizing a Democratic administration during a war.

Fiscal responsibility” is a national priority related to keeping our budget in check, which only applies when Republicans are in the minority.

Parliamentarian” is a seemingly independent official on the Hill who Senate Republicans are allowed to fire when the GOP disapproves of his/her rulings.

See how fun this is?
Consider this an open thread for your own submissions.


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  • 1. Ric  |  March 10, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    Politician: elected official out of touch with reality. Any reality. Especially my reality.

  • 2. thecookie  |  March 10, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    I don’t believe in reality … unless it’s really real, which is subjective .. really …

  • 3. Ric  |  March 10, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    I’m not real. For real. I’m really a computer program that writes odd comments on blogs. No, really, I am. I comment, therefore I am. It’s in my program.

    See, you’ve been Turinged.

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  March 10, 2010 at 10:17 pm

    But isn’t that a test of intelligence??

    (I kid, therefore I am …)

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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