Wednesday WTF

March 3, 2010 at 11:16 am 59 comments


I thought I was having an acid flashback, then assumed I was just still hungover when someone in the office pulled this shittin’ thing out of the long filing cabinet next to her office.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t.
And, being sober and lucid, I can see no reason whatsoever at all in any way for any reason at any time for this … this …Β WRONGNESS TO INFINITY!!!

Seriously – anything that makes The Fuggie look like a good idea – should be universally outlawed on principle alone!

If there’s no petition, I’m fucking starting one ASAP!

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Not for nothing but … Child’s Play

59 Comments

  • 1. Ric  |  March 3, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    Good christ, it talks!

    Oh oh, I think I’m having a sexual thought.

    Alright, where’s the petition? Sign me up. This thing is evil.

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  March 3, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    Wait. What?!
    TELL!!

  • 3. Ric  |  March 3, 2010 at 11:08 pm

    Uh-uh!

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  March 4, 2010 at 11:15 am

    BOO!

  • 5. Ric  |  March 4, 2010 at 11:28 am

    I’m not talking sex until someone takes me to dinner at an expensive restaurant. You know, one with napkins and silverware.

  • 6. thecookie  |  March 4, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    Wait – you are NOT ALLOWED to have standards and read LIAC – they just don’t mesh!

    πŸ˜›

  • 7. Ric  |  March 4, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    Who said anything about standards? I’m just trying to cadge a free meal that’s not a burger.

  • 8. thecookie  |  March 4, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    no steak tartar? πŸ˜›

  • 9. Ric  |  March 4, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    It’s got all those prions…

  • 10. lifeisacookie  |  March 4, 2010 at 11:51 pm

    ah yes, but very high in protein I hear πŸ˜‰
    Mmmmmm

  • 11. Ric  |  March 5, 2010 at 12:15 am

    You talk with steak tartare? Get any info on cattle futures?

  • 12. lifeisacookie  |  March 5, 2010 at 11:09 am

    Nah — the closest I ever came to cattle futures was raising them for 4-H. My first did claim County Grand Champion status though — does that count? πŸ˜‰

  • 13. Ric  |  March 5, 2010 at 11:44 am

    Not if you’re going to tell me he got turned into burgers.

  • 14. thecookie  |  March 6, 2010 at 12:00 am

    uhh, that’s a no-can-do then 😦

  • 15. Ric  |  March 6, 2010 at 12:34 am

    😳
    End thread.

  • 16. thecookie  |  March 7, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    sadz

  • 17. Ric  |  March 7, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    Oh you’ll get over it. It’s only one thread. Come on, Grasshopper, chin up, back legs in the air, leap into the future.

    πŸ™‚

  • 18. lifeisacookie  |  March 7, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    *sniff*
    I’m wounded though … but never fear – SOMETHING in my travels will bring the color back to my cheeks and cue a hee hee I can’t overcome.

    I’ll be ok … in time …

  • 19. Ric  |  March 7, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    Of course you will. All of us out here in bloggoland depend on you. Buck up, little buckaroo! Here, I’m doing my weird booga booga dance just to cheer you up… See, doncha feel better already?

  • 20. lifeisacookie  |  March 7, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    I DO!!!

  • 21. Ric  |  March 7, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    The booga booga dance gets ’em every time!! 😈

  • 22. thecookie  |  March 7, 2010 at 11:41 pm

    That’s because it’s HELLA sexy!

  • 23. Ric  |  March 7, 2010 at 11:55 pm

    It’s even better when the moon is full and I do the dance outdoors while wearing the tuxedo I stole for Melissa’s prom that she’s not going to.

  • 24. thecookie  |  March 7, 2010 at 11:59 pm

    I’m sorry, but I will need a Youtube link or downloadable confirmation before I can agree.
    Just sayin’ πŸ˜‰
    The hotness what was yours and Melissa’s HS Prom notwithstanding …

  • 25. Ric  |  March 8, 2010 at 12:12 am

    Yeah, well, ummm, it’s illegal to film the booga booga tuxedo dance. Someone filmed it once and showed it at a party. Thirty-six people ended up in the hospital with severe exhaustion and …er… well, injuries, and there were riots downtown. The film was confiscated and locked in a deep vault under the Smithsonian, one more secure than anything Gringott’s has. Sorry about that. 😦

  • 26. Ric  |  March 8, 2010 at 12:14 am

    Say, here’s something you might find interesting: πŸ˜€

    Today’s Horoscope

  • 27. thecookie  |  March 8, 2010 at 12:15 am

    No bootlegs?!?! I feel cheated!!

  • 28. Ric  |  March 8, 2010 at 12:21 am

    Not even tap shoes.

  • 29. thecookie  |  March 8, 2010 at 12:23 am

    And we’re back to comment #16 😦

  • 30. Ric  |  March 8, 2010 at 12:32 am

    Refer to #19. πŸ˜€

  • 31. thecookie  |  March 8, 2010 at 12:33 am

    THIS is why you are smoochable, Ric!!

  • 32. Ric  |  March 8, 2010 at 12:41 am

    Ooooooo! 😯

  • 33. thecookie  |  March 8, 2010 at 12:42 am

    oh yeah — I SAID IT!

  • 34. Ric  |  March 8, 2010 at 12:59 am

    I may be speechless. I’m not sure yet. Maybe if I do some booga booga meditation dancing…

  • 35. thecookie  |  March 8, 2010 at 1:02 am

    It’s ok to be speechless! TRUTH!

  • 36. Ric  |  March 8, 2010 at 11:26 am

    I meditated all night to discover why I was rendered speechless. It’s because…well… gosh… I’ve forgotten how to smooch. I used to know. I was even pretty good at it. It’s embarrassing. Too much booga booga dancing, not enough smooching. I’m going to go sign up for lessons. You have, in your inimitable manner, revealed myself to me.

    I should write more horoscopes.

  • 37. thecookie  |  March 8, 2010 at 8:38 pm

    You should — I enjoyed that!!

  • 38. Type Writer  |  March 8, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    Was I meant to get high before reading this thread? πŸ™‚

    TW

  • 39. Ric  |  March 8, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    Are you speaking teleologically?

  • 40. thecookie  |  March 8, 2010 at 10:56 pm

    TW or yours truly?

    • 41. Ric  |  March 8, 2010 at 11:06 pm

      TW. You have other issues. πŸ™‚

  • 42. lifeisacookie  |  March 9, 2010 at 11:09 am

    I do, indeed πŸ˜‰

  • 43. Ric  |  March 9, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Ha! I knew it. I’m so smart. See, I was just guessing. You fell into my trap.

  • 44. Type Writer  |  March 9, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    I see the answer to my question was “yes” πŸ™‚

    TW

    • 45. Ric  |  March 9, 2010 at 3:11 pm

      Unless it was intended to elicit a ‘yes’. In which case, according to LIAC rules, no.*

      [*There are no LIAC rules.]
      [I could be wrong about that.]

      • 46. thecookie  |  March 9, 2010 at 7:21 pm

        that’s right — NO RULES!

        *those are the rules πŸ˜‰

  • 47. thecookie  |  March 9, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    Is it a trap if you willingly walk into it?

  • 48. Ric  |  March 9, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    Well, that’s not as much fun for the trapper, of course. But it would still be a trap, even though you know it’s a trap. A trapee walking willingly into a trap usually has the evil intent of springing the trap and reversing it onto the trapper.

    So the answer is, maybe.

    [Insert crazed laughter here.]
    [Insert men in white suits here.]

  • 49. thecookie  |  March 9, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    TRAPTASTIC!

  • 50. Ric  |  March 9, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    Jeez, it’s nice to know someone understands me.

    Of course I’m not sure what that says about your mental health….

    πŸ˜€

  • 51. thecookie  |  March 9, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    Isn’t ‘Mental Health’ really a contradiction in terms?!

  • 52. Ric  |  March 9, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    You mean like an oxymoron? Nobody at LIAC can be accused of being either and oxy or a moron, that’s for sure.

    I hear Pat Buchanan on the TV. I think I’m going to retch, that miserable wretch.

  • 53. lifeisacookie  |  March 10, 2010 at 11:03 am

    Oh lawd — what was he spewin’ this time?

  • 54. Ric  |  March 10, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    Dunno. Wasn’t listening. Was doing something far more important (saying silly things on LIAC is vastly more important than anything that pompous old bag of sleaze, lies, and bigotry has to say).

  • 55. thecookie  |  March 10, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Ric – we are ONE!

  • 56. Ric  |  March 10, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    One what? Or are you being philosophicalish?

  • 57. lifeisacookie  |  March 10, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    I think we just did a Vulcan Mind Meld over Pat Buchanan

  • 58. Ric  |  March 10, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    Ah, well, that explains the headache. Next time let’s Mind Meld over something more pleasant. In the meantime I’m going to speak harshly to Leonard Nimoy for not explaining about the headaches.

  • 59. thecookie  |  March 10, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    Let him have it!


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