Kill Bill (he did)

March 1, 2010 at 11:14 am 8 comments

On Friday, Sen. Jim Bunning, (R-eckless) of Kentucky was the lone nay vote on a measure that would have extended cash and health insurance benefits for the unemployed … the lone nay vote that basically killed the measure.

So, thanks to Bunning, starting today, the jobless can no longer apply for federal unemployment benefits or the COBRA health insurance subsidy.

Way to go you absolute piece of SHIT!

Sen. Jeff Merkley, (D-etermined) of Oregon, quite literally begged Bunghole to change his stance.

Bunning’s response?
“Tough shit.”

Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D-edicated) of California, sent Barfbag a letter asking him to “stand down immediately”, explaining what the rest of us with brains, morals, ethics, a conscience and that little thing I like to call a HEART already know … “Unemployment insurance is a lifeline to the long-term unemployed whose families have been hit very hard by this recession”.

Bunning’s response?
“If we can’t find $10 billion somewhere for a bill that everybody in this body supports, we will never pay for anything,” he said, apparently completely fucking forgetting the $704 BILLION spent so far on the Iraq war – without everybody’s support.

As the fight debate drew to a close, Bunning complained he had been ambushed by the Democrats and was forced to miss the Kentucky-South Carolina basketball game.

Boo fucking hoo.
Tell it to the people getting downsized this week, fucker.

‘Lected yerselves a good ‘un, there, Kentucky!

Bunning’s baseness will affect a couple hundred THOUSAND of the nearly 5.4 million unemployed Americans currently receiving benefits. And, if Congress doesn’t act soon, that number will grow to 400,000 during the first two weeks of March and nearly 3 MILLION by May, according to the Labor Department.

You may want to ask yourself a couple of questions, kids:
How secure is YOUR job?
How secure is YOUR insurance?
::: Yes my precious snowflakes — the two ARE connected! :::

Unemployed Americans can receive up to 99 weeks of unemployment benefits – nearly two years – which is a record. The last time unemployment was this high, in the early ’80s, the maximum was 55 weeks. That said, in terms of overall economic activity, this downturn looks like it will be the most severe since the Depression.

Which further underscores why Bunning’s actions are a complete and total outrage.

But hey, it’s also an outrage that everyone else in the known universe isn’t raising holy fucking HELL over the actions of a senile old cocksucker who is allowed to singlefuckinghandedly cut off unemployment benefits in the middle of a Fucking RECESSION, all the while bitching about $10 billion … after his dick was one of the ones pissing away a trillionbilliongozillion fucking dollars on the war in Iraq … a war waged even though NO ONE ever had visual confirmation of weapons of mass destruction!!!


Along with extending unemployment payments to laid-off workers and providing them with subsidies to help pay health premiums through the COBRA program, the bill also would have helped prevent looming (21 percent) cuts in Medicare reimbursements to doctors.

Would have.

C’mon Congress — time for action. You’ve come through before and you can do it again … maybe this time with dickweed’s vote?
Call him … explain things … demand it!
I did πŸ˜‰

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  • 1. writechic  |  March 1, 2010 at 11:33 am

    You did see my Uma, didn’t you?

  • 2. thecookie  |  March 1, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    I did see that! πŸ˜‰

  • 3. writechic  |  March 1, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    Btw, Bunning’s been a prick for a long, long time. He used to get the record “pitcher who hit the most batters with the ball” when he played. Nonnie linked the referenced. Another player said he had a streak of meanness.

  • 4. david  |  March 1, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    thats sorry as hell ive been laid off for over a year in middle tennessee. was just at the so called employment office the day before he opened his pie hole.he needs to to get off his ass and come down here and pay us a visit .then he will know whats really going on..i have 4 kids ex-wife that son of a bitch”just drove a nail in my coffin.i hope his dog dies..

  • 5. thecookie  |  March 1, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    Mr. Cookie remembers him from his MLB days, WC — and you’re both right — total prick to the bone!

  • 6. Type Writer  |  March 1, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    Is this a record, having the Meanest Man of the Year award given out in February? πŸ™‚ But speaking of other mean people, I’m up against the young supremacist in a songwriting competion tomorrow night. The theme of the contest is politics, and I think you’re gonna wanna hear what I have to say. Can I count on your support? πŸ™‚


  • 7. bittenbyazebra  |  March 1, 2010 at 11:12 pm

    Did you know that Jim Bunning, on his website, states that he is an active member of a Christian church? Anyway… I just posted what I did to start applying pressure to this jerk from all ends. Don’t know if it will work but if you can help out, that would be great! Here’s the direct link to my blog post:

    Thanks so much!


  • 8. lifeisacookie  |  March 2, 2010 at 11:03 am

    Absolutely!! Kkkickkk his ASS!!!

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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