Archive for February, 2010

That is my JAM!!!

Trina does it again!

Unless you’re dead, you canNOT be still when you listen to this!!

She is the baddest bitch!
::: c’mon girl — break summa that cool off my way! :::

February 17, 2010 at 11:12 am 8 comments

A brief word …

The Core Precision Undershirt was an interesting concept and all but I think this latest attempt at creative clothing borders on the worst kind of false advertising.


European retailer Debenhams is selling a sly little slice of seduction called Black Addict Push Up Hipster Trunks by Hom, which are man panties that pad the appearance of the peen.


The marketing blah blah on the Debenhams website sez:
The new push up design enhances the male anatomy through a lifting and support feature on the front of the briefs, the support is without compression thus allowing the wearer superb comfort.


Seriously, folks – this is wrong.

Oh shuddit MEN!
It is!

And don’t even try to bring up the push-up bra.

That is different!
It is!

With a push-up bra you at least know there are actual goodies for the grabbin’ during sexy time shenanigans.

With a push-up bra you can clearly see the rounded mounds of fleshy goodness standing up before you.

With a push-up bra (and a willing bra-wearer ;)) you can touch those tasties to authenticate the actuality of their existence.


With push-up manties, all I know is the deficit your dick delivers must be super-duper sizeable if it compels you put shit in your shorts so it’ll seem like you’re strappin’ … and, hon, in case you didn’t know –  that is just several semi trailers full of unsexy.



February 16, 2010 at 11:16 am 12 comments

Is this copyright infringement?

The Flav does not look amused …

February 15, 2010 at 11:28 am 2 comments

Sounds boaring to me

At first, I felt bad for ol’ meemaw when I saw this picture because I was all ‘It’s not that kind of balloon, sweetie’ but then I read the cutline and felt really bad for her because she lives in a town where inflating pig intestines is considered entertainment and, by the looks of her, she’s been suckin’ on sow bowels for a seriously looooooong time.
::: sadz :::

Seems Ukrainian peeps in the mapdot that is Gecha like pigs so much that those crackheads go hog wild and celebrate all things dined from swine … especially blood pudding, which can be a putrid bucket of pfftOOEY if Porky’s innards haven’t been pre-prepared properly.

Ayep — the annual Pigs Carvers Festival is an ancient tradition steeped in lore and rurality and whatever the hell else ancient Ukrainian traditions have going for them — but locals are hoping to turn that mess into a magnet for tourists.

Move over Spaniards with your silly Running of the Bulls!
Come to Gecha and Get’cha Oinker Entrails On!

Umm, yeah … good luck with that.

Oh, and meemaw? Slight suggestion, hon … there is a much better way to enjoy sausage … just sayin’. 😉

PHOTO: AP/Getty Images

February 12, 2010 at 11:12 am 2 comments


Old and busted: Phony bomb scares to clear the store
New hotness: Real stink bombs to clear the store

A P-U grad in Washington state decided to open a can o’ STANK in his local Wal-Mart this week because – WHY NOT!?

While his girlfriend was trying on some choice Faded Glory jeans or whatever the mundanelameassFUCK people do at Wal-Mart, her 51-year-old Belfairt boyfreind was going around droppin’ Stink Bombs and frunkin’ up the place with Super Fart Spray.

The resulting smell was apparently a stench so foul that Fire & Rescue crews were dispatched with all due haste and evacuated about seventy-five mullet-loving, hygiene-deprived People of Wal-Mart.

Bathroom Humor Boy copped to the noxious naughtiness, saying he did it because ‘he thought it would be funny’ …
which it, like, TOTALLY is …
because it happened at BALL-FART …


February 11, 2010 at 11:14 am 2 comments


* But don’t sit through the shit after 1:12 ‘cuz that mess is just fucking annoying *

February 10, 2010 at 11:17 am 2 comments

Legacy Schmegacy

But FSU sucks balls anyway so who cares …


February 9, 2010 at 11:17 am

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