Dumb Bitch of the Day

February 25, 2010 at 11:10 am 2 comments

Felon-in-training Stefanie Vargas of Palm Coast, Florida
gets to wear the DB crown today for basically turning herself into the cops in the middle of a heist.

The 19-year-old and a 13-year-old accomplice were just going about their business, spending a splendid Sunday afternoon blah blahing about what they should bag as they broke into cars near a Daytona Beach nightclub.

“You gotta break that SIM card. Take that SIM card outta there. They can trace it,” one of the conniving kleptos said during a cellphone call that they *OOPSIE* made to 911.
::: Can you hear me NOW, bitches?!? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :::

“Dispatchers listened while the two suspects discussed the difference between items that were worth taking and items that should be left behind as they rummaged through a vehicle,” police spokesman Jimmie Flynt said.

When the po-po pulled up to a car the 13-year-old was searching, he ran and jumped into a vehicle driven by Vargas and shouted: “Go, Go,” a police report states.

The criminal masterminds were *SHOCK* caught, confessed their crime, charged accordingly and are soooo grounded for, like, EVER!

Note to Stefanie: Fun is fun ’till someone butt dials the Fuzz.


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  • 1. writechic  |  February 25, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    That face is too sweet for a life of crime! Geesh. And that’s the best mugshot I’ve ever seen. She looks like she could be a saint in a classical painting if you get rid of the pigtails.

    If that was my daughter, it’d be volunteer work at the homeless shelter! Damn it. And I’d do it with her just to make sure it gets done.

  • 2. thecookie  |  February 25, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    Tell me about it — she is gorgeous. I hope this isn’t the beginning of bad choices for her because a face like that would be hella popular in the pen …

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