Toled-uh-oh …

February 23, 2010 at 11:04 am 16 comments

Why can’t you people just let Chuck E. Cheese be the hazardous innocent, bacteria-infested kiddie-fun cesspool megacenter it was meant to be?
Why, people?

Is it something they put in the pizza?
Is it the non-stop flashing of lights and constant rattleclang of asinine arcade activities?
Is it the 60 dirty, screaming ankle-biters running around all crazy-eyed and jacked up on sugar and caffeine?

Maybe it’s all three — but it’s for damn sure something because some tweedlebutts out there just cannot handle Da Cheez and — sadly but predictably — some dumb butt every coupla months gets his freakout on, forgets his 20 and gets all shooty.

This is that month and today’s role model comes to you courtesy of Toledo, Ohio, where a fight between two tweedlebutts left one of them hospitalized after a good old fashioned pistol whuppin’!
::: Because who doesn’t show up strapped to celebrate Junior’s seventh? :::

The dumbfuckery happened around 8:00 p.m. Sunday night at a South Toledo Chuck E. Cheese when two father-of-the-year candidates got their britches in bunches over one of them using an airhorn.
::: Show of hands for everyone who thinks alcohol was involved? :::

The men took their disagreement outside where one mentalist made his point by bashing the other one upside the head with the butt of his gun. Some witnesses say they thought they heard at least one shot fired before the cops came and Shut. That. Par-tay. DOWN.


Eh, whatever — but at least maybe — just maybe — during their investigation, Toledo’s finest can finally crack the mystery of just what it is about Chuck E. Cheese that robs some adults of their ability to reason and gives them a one-way ticket to straight Badecisionville.

Ok, prolly not … but it can’t hurt to hope.


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  • 1. Juan  |  February 23, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    lol, never knew chuck e cheese’s was so “awesome” =P

  • 2. writechic  |  February 23, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    Ha! Holy sisters of synchronicity! I did the story that preceded yours! Check out Fish and Filet O’ Arms. 😀

    • 3. thecookie  |  February 23, 2010 at 9:13 pm

      What IS it with you and me lately?!

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  • 8. Coria  |  February 23, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    Chuck E Cheese is the PITTS!! I’m surprised that “piggy flu” infested place is still open! What a shame two dumb asses are acting a fool in front of the kiddes!! SMDH!!

  • 9. lifeisacookie  |  February 23, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    You said it Coria!

  • 10. writechic  |  February 23, 2010 at 11:26 pm

    Damn daisy chain of links you have, ya wench! 😉

    • 11. lifeisacookie  |  February 24, 2010 at 1:03 am

      Can LIAC and WCP do a Six Degrees of Separation??? 😛

      • 12. writechic  |  February 24, 2010 at 5:02 am

        When we figure it out, we should be drinking…and it should not be football season. 😉

  • 13. Lori Schmidt Lutze  |  February 24, 2010 at 12:39 am

    I try to avoid Chuck E. whenever possible.

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  • 15. slamdunk  |  February 24, 2010 at 11:58 am

    It is always a good feeling to see a Chuck E. Cheese, and keep driving by at a really high speed.

  • 16. Bouncy Castle Hire Weston-Super-Mare  |  February 24, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    Chuck E Cheese is the PITTS!! I’m surprised that “piggy flu” infested place is still open! What a shame two dumb asses are acting a fool in front of the kiddes!! SMDH!!

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