A brief word …

February 16, 2010 at 11:16 am 12 comments


The Core Precision Undershirt was an interesting concept and all but I think this latest attempt at creative clothing borders on the worst kind of false advertising.

DECEPTION!

European retailer Debenhams is selling a sly little slice of seduction called Black Addict Push Up Hipster Trunks by Hom, which are man panties that pad the appearance of the peen.

LIES!!

The marketing blah blah on the Debenhams website sez:
The new push up design enhances the male anatomy through a lifting and support feature on the front of the briefs, the support is without compression thus allowing the wearer superb comfort.

TRICKERY!!!

Seriously, folks – this is wrong.

Oh shuddit MEN!
It is!

And don’t even try to bring up the push-up bra.

That is different!
It is!

With a push-up bra you at least know there are actual goodies for the grabbin’ during sexy time shenanigans.

With a push-up bra you can clearly see the rounded mounds of fleshy goodness standing up before you.

With a push-up bra (and a willing bra-wearer ;)) you can touch those tasties to authenticate the actuality of their existence.

Okay?!

With push-up manties, all I know is the deficit your dick delivers must be super-duper sizeable if it compels you put shit in your shorts so it’llΒ seem like you’re strappin’ … and, hon, in case you didn’t know – Β that is just several semi trailers full of unsexy.

Period.

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Is this copyright infringement? That is my JAM!!!

12 Comments

  • 1. saratoday  |  February 16, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    The plan may backfire. Will this tool belt make him look like he has a 10-inch wrench or just that he’s got a chubby all the time?

  • 2. writechic  |  February 16, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    Weenie Genie!

  • 3. thecookie  |  February 16, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    I’m guessing the latter, saratoday!

    And of course writechic comes up with the perfect hed … I should have consulted you before I posted!!!

  • 4. 0whole1  |  February 16, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    I think it’ll look like the dude in question has a chunk of foam-core in his drawers, because padding isn’t terribly, y’know, “dude” shaped. Kinda like a lumpy Ken.

    It’s not a product that I’m inclined to buy.

    (Or need. Let’s not beat around the bush. Or need.)

    πŸ™‚

    • 5. writechic  |  February 17, 2010 at 1:04 am

      Can we knead around the bush?

      • 6. 0whole1  |  February 17, 2010 at 4:58 pm

        What, like a cat? No. For god’s sake, no.

        Frikkin’ owie.

  • 7. lifeisacookie  |  February 16, 2010 at 11:50 pm

    pun intended in that last parenthetical Owhole1???
    πŸ˜‰

    and lumpy Ken … DO NOT WANT!

  • 8. lifeisacookie  |  February 16, 2010 at 11:54 pm

    Shit Writechic! No wonder you had such a good hed on that one — you already blogged it – and did it BETTER (as usual … bitch)!
    http://writechic.wordpress.com/2010/02/13/penis-pedestal-push-up-pants/

    MEA CULPA!

    • 9. writechic  |  February 17, 2010 at 1:18 am

      Whatever, hooker. πŸ˜‰

      I took the pro; you, being uber-prudish, took the con. Seriously, fun story to write! I just put myself into an 80’s bra commercial and talked about cock propping. Ta-da.

      I’d like to say I’ve had enough peen to constitute a scienterriffic control group…BUT NO, things like disease and standards get in the way. All my kids are from the same daddy. SHOCK.

      Anyway, penises are cool. I say, sport that piece, babies!

      (omg, cookie, i know you’re not a prude, stop crying) πŸ˜‰

    • 10. writechic  |  February 17, 2010 at 1:38 am

      btw, u said, “hed”

  • 11. thecookie  |  February 17, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    You are the first person to ever call me a prude, Writechic — is it wrong that it makes me adore you all the more???

    Watch out, ho — you may be my next girlcrush!

    • 12. writechic  |  February 17, 2010 at 5:35 pm

      πŸ˜€


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