A brief word …
The Core Precision Undershirt was an interesting concept and all but I think this latest attempt at creative clothing borders on the worst kind of false advertising.
European retailer Debenhams is selling a sly little slice of seduction called Black Addict Push Up Hipster Trunks by Hom, which are man panties that pad the appearance of the peen.
The marketing blah blah on the Debenhams website sez:
The new push up design enhances the male anatomy through a lifting and support feature on the front of the briefs, the support is without compression thus allowing the wearer superb comfort.
Seriously, folks – this is wrong.
Oh shuddit MEN!
And don’t even try to bring up the push-up bra.
That is different!
With a push-up bra you at least know there are actual goodies for the grabbin’ during sexy time shenanigans.
With a push-up bra you can clearly see the rounded mounds of fleshy goodness standing up before you.
With a push-up bra (and a willing bra-wearer ;)) you can touch those tasties to authenticate the actuality of their existence.
With push-up manties, all I know is the deficit your dick delivers must be super-duper sizeable if it compels you put shit in your shorts so it’ll seem like you’re strappin’ … and, hon, in case you didn’t know – that is just several semi trailers full of unsexy.