Sounds boaring to me

February 12, 2010 at 11:12 am 2 comments


At first, I felt bad for ol’ meemaw when I saw this picture because I was all ‘It’s not that kind of balloon, sweetie’ but then I read the cutline and felt really bad for her because she lives in a town where inflating pig intestines is considered entertainment and, by the looks of her, she’s been suckin’ on sow bowels for a seriously looooooong time.
::: sadz :::

Seems Ukrainian peeps in the mapdot that is Gecha like pigs so much that those crackheads go hog wild and celebrate all things dined from swine … especially blood pudding, which can be a putrid bucket of pfftOOEY if Porky’s innards haven’t been pre-prepared properly.

Ayep — the annual Pigs Carvers Festival is an ancient tradition steeped in lore and rurality and whatever the hell else ancient Ukrainian traditions have going for them — but locals are hoping to turn that mess into a magnet for tourists.

Move over Spaniards with your silly Running of the Bulls!
Come to Gecha and Get’cha Oinker Entrails On!

Umm, yeah … good luck with that.

Oh, and meemaw? Slight suggestion, hon … there is a much better way to enjoy sausage … just sayin’. 😉

PHOTO: AP/Getty Images

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2 Comments

  • 1. writechic  |  February 14, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    there is a much better way to enjoy sausage … just sayin’.

    True dat! I mean it IS Valentine’s Day. ❤

    Happy Valentine's Day, Cookie!

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  February 15, 2010 at 11:29 am

    ha! Hope you had a good V-day too! 😉


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