Wal-Fart

February 11, 2010 at 11:14 am 2 comments


Old and busted: Phony bomb scares to clear the store
New hotness: Real stink bombs to clear the store

A P-U grad in Washington state decided to open a can o’ STANK in his local Wal-Mart this week because – WHY NOT!?

While his girlfriend was trying on some choice Faded Glory jeans or whatever the mundanelameassFUCK people do at Wal-Mart, her 51-year-old Belfairt boyfreind was going around droppin’ Stink Bombs and frunkin’ up the place with Super Fart Spray.
::: AWESOMEFUL :::

The resulting smell was apparently a stench so foul that Fire & Rescue crews were dispatched with all due haste and evacuated about seventy-five mullet-loving, hygiene-deprived People of Wal-Mart.

Bathroom Humor Boy copped to the noxious naughtiness, saying he did it because ‘he thought it would be funny’ …
which it, like, TOTALLY is …
because it happened at BALL-FART …

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Sounds boaring to me

2 Comments

  • 1. 0whole1  |  February 11, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    Best parts of the source article?

    > Deputies found bottles labeled “Stink Bombs,” which included a warning that the liquid is an irritant containing ammonium sulfide. He also handed the deputy a can called “Super Fart Spray,” which he said he also sprayed.

    This sounds like the “food” and “drink” generic cans in Repo Man.

    And this has got to be a nominee for the coveted “god put me on this earth to write this one line and now I can die happy” award:

    > The man said he did it because he thought it would be funny.

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  February 11, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    ayep! You got it 🙂


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