Old and busted: Phony bomb scares to clear the store
New hotness: Real stink bombs to clear the store
A P-U grad in Washington state decided to open a can o’ STANK in his local Wal-Mart this week because – WHY NOT!?
While his girlfriend was trying on some choice Faded Glory jeans or whatever the mundanelameassFUCK people do at Wal-Mart, her 51-year-old Belfairt boyfreind was going around droppin’ Stink Bombs and frunkin’ up the place with Super Fart Spray.
::: AWESOMEFUL :::
The resulting smell was apparently a stench so foul that Fire & Rescue crews were dispatched with all due haste and evacuated about seventy-five mullet-loving, hygiene-deprived People of Wal-Mart.
Bathroom Humor Boy copped to the noxious naughtiness, saying he did it because ‘he thought it would be funny’ …
which it, like, TOTALLY is …
because it happened at BALL-FART …