Pat Robertson is not getting laid – but you knew that

January 21, 2010 at 11:12 am 5 comments

Old and Busted: Telling people you’re religious
New Hotness: Telling people you’re spiritual

Because religious people are unattractive!

Are so!
And now there is serious scientifical researchification to prove it!!
::: Not that I actually needed serious scientifical proofification – having grown up in the Bible Belt and having a firm understanding that faith and religion are two separate things and that people who go ’round jawbonin’ ’bout religion are usually a fug bunch of hyper-judgmental, bigoted jackbags that I’d sooner opt for eating shit-covered shoe leather than listen to their blah blah any day … but it’s good to have it for backup!  WOWEE! Did you know I can see downtown from the top of my soapbox!?! 😉 :::

Aaaaanyway … according to the results of a wide-ranging mental cavity search of more than 15,000 North Americans recently published in the über-pfft Personality and Social Psychology Review, people tell others they are ‘spiritual’ so they’ll seem more attractive — especially to folks they want to make fuckey times friends.
::: … mmmmaybe, but a nicely wrapped package is a surefire attention getter … just sayin’ … :::

The survey’s author, Constantine Sedikides, says people subconsciously paint flattering pictures of themselves by revealing they have inner spiritual beliefs.
::: I used to do it by revealing the inner lining of my thong, but whatever – this could work too I guess … :::

The practice is quite pervasive in the United States and Canada, the two countries where Sedikides found it is most beneficial for people to let others know they are “intrinsically religious” because desirability – he found – goes down faster than the Philadelphia Eagles in the postseason if people portray themselves as “extrinsically religious.”

Uh huh – that explains it!



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  • 1. writechic  |  January 21, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    I used to play the laid game when I first moved back to Alabama! I’d size up folks all scientific like as to whether or not they were getting laid. It stopped being because it became obvious NO ONE was–especially not those southern baptist chicks that dress and wear their hair like men, and the chinless portion of the gene pool (think guy hunt), and the big square head pink people, definitely not getting any.

  • 2. writechic  |  January 21, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    …hello, “it stopped being….FUN”

    i need help

  • 3. thecookie  |  January 21, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    Guy Hunt — the Amway gubnah

    • 4. writechic  |  January 21, 2010 at 11:28 pm

      da same

  • 5. 0whole1  |  January 22, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    Pat looks like he’s got something in his eye.

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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