Mane Attraction

January 8, 2010 at 11:15 am 2 comments


Now, it’s no secret to any of you bitches who frequent LIAC that I’m into … uhh, know about some freaky shit, right?

So it should come as no surprise that — as fetishes go — this one doesn’t seem all that ‘Silence of the Lambs’ to me.

Here’s the breakdown:
Guy rides bus.
Girl rides bus.
Guy sits behind girl.
Guy cuts and glues girl’s hair.

Pretty vanilla, right?

I mean, no undergarments, no bodily fluids, no bondage equipment or orifice-sized foodstuffs were involved – that we know of, right?

Just some trick feelin’ up the female follicle.

That’s not too twisted, right?

Nah.

What’s twisted is what he probably does with that hair once he gets it home …

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2 Comments

  • 1. writechic  |  January 8, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    I coulda swore I posted on this the morning.

    Anyway. I read this and it scared the buggers out of me. The idea that someone would just randomly cut my hair freaks me out.

  • 2. I love Koozies  |  May 24, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    Thanks for this, can tell you’ve got put alot of work into precisely what you do.


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