A Thing of Beauty …

January 6, 2010 at 11:14 am 10 comments

Jim Eastabrook is a man who knows what he wants.
Jim Eastabrook is a man who goes for it.

Look at that hot piece! ————>

Oh yes – I want to meet Jim Eastabrook.

The Jiminator’s a wheeler-dealer car man – nay – he is THE wheeler-dealer car man in the plot of picayune property we call Pascagoula, Mississippi.
But that’s not why I want to meet him.

The Eastabunny is gettin’ his strategerie on with plans to truck his Toyota dealership to new some spankin’ new diggs.
But that’s not why I want to meet him.

I want to meet Jim Eastabrook because my eyes are starving and only a wig as wondrous as his can curb the craving.

^^^^Look at that hot (hair)piece! ^^^^

Nobody rocks a rug like Jim Eastabrook!

I want to be in his presence so that I can behold the magnificent craftsmanship of his manufactured mop! I bet it took the nimble fingers of all 32 child laborers at the factory to produce such a perfect product!

It’s beautiful!
The way the salt runs right up to but just barely, ever so slightly intrudes upon the pepper … genious! And all of that appearing in direct contrast to the hues of the absolute forest of follicles in his overgrown eyebrows … sheer brilliance!!!

I want to run my fingers through Jim Eastabrook’s weave.
I want to know if Jim Eastabrook uses glue or tape adhesive to keep that postiche in place.
I want to stand next to Jim Eastabrook in the town square … no, City Hall! … NO! in front of the Krispy Kreme after the HOT NOW sign is turned on and proclaim to all the land just what hot is …

John Keats was so right.


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  • 1. writechic  |  January 6, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    Cookie, that toupe could be his own hair woven together from his back hair, chest hair, and nether regions. It’s much sexier if you think about it that way.

  • 2. thecookie  |  January 6, 2010 at 1:20 pm


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  • 4. 0whole1  |  January 12, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    He has a piece? I hadn’t even noticed.

    Five will get you ten that he had a “Grit” route when he was ten, and that his dad belonged to the Moose.

    Maybe the Elks.

  • 5. thecookie  |  January 12, 2010 at 11:35 pm

    You didn’t notice because his overall beauty is just too much for your eyes …

    • 6. 0whole1  |  January 13, 2010 at 12:57 am

      Inka dinka doo?

  • 7. lifeisacookie  |  January 13, 2010 at 10:55 am


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