Limited Time Offer!!!
Like you bitches need MORE reasons to drink excessively on New Year’s Eve?!
McGuire, Jennings and Miller Funeral Home in Rome, Georgia is offering a free burial to folks who drink and drive (and, well, ok – DIE) while ringing out the old and drinking in the new.
The burial boys say anyone who signs a contract admitting they plan to booze it and lose it on before the clock strikes 2010 will get a free memorial complete with casket, grave, limousine and preparation of your pickled, earthly remains.
::: grieving rellies cursing your dumb fucking ass sold separately :::
Funeral home officials said the program is designed to save lives by making partygoers think twice about drinking and driving.
Looks like they forgot all about the terminally ill and terribly poor who may just see the bright side of a blue-light burial …