POP goes the …

December 5, 2009 at 3:10 pm 2 comments

No – not breast implant!
Pop goes the floozy!

Pammy’s found yet another body part to whore out for cool cash monies — her pipes!

Every year around this time, Ol’ Crusty gets her funbags in the news for some fried mess.

Last year it was for skankin’ up Miami’s Art Basel (‘membah?) and this year it’s for giving Britney Spears a big ol’ bag of good reasons to stay sober.

According to York Post gossip column PageSix, raccooneyes and her close friend, designer Richie Rich are super busy and hard at work layin’ down tracks in the studio for their future flop pop single together.


The first track is called ‘High’ which is, of course, totally about her love of clothes.
::: so that’s what they’re calling it these days … :::

“We are recording a pop single together,” says Richie. “Pam says she wants to sing, but nothing too difficult, so she’s just going to sing the word ‘high’ over and over.”

Uh huh … well, unless she’s also planning on performing this highhighhighhighhighhighhigh blah blah while climbing the Empire State Building naked on a Saturday afternoon in her trademarked Lucite hooker heels while dropping million dollar bills, new jobs and sunshine along the way, I foresee marketing probs.

Just sayin’ … but hey, good luck … or whatever.

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Because I’m three … Viva la Vino!!


  • 1. writechic  |  December 5, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    Oh, god. She is lookin’ rough…ruff, ruff, ruff.

  • 2. thecookie  |  December 5, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    HAHAHAHA!!! You said it!

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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