¡ bueno está !
Oh my god people – STOP emailing me about this bitch, ‘kay?
She is not – I repeat – NOT a threat to my plans for world domination (nestled psychotically lovingly smack dab in the middle of O’Beautiful and the HBIC herself – Mmmmmmm)!
Michaele Salahi can’t even spell her own first name right. You think I’m worried about that mess?
She’s a reality show wannabe aging fame-seeking hag who’s looking to extend her platinum extensions into the lamentable ‘Real Housewives’ legacy.
Oh yeah, there’s a skank I’m scared of.
So she got to shake hands with my boyfriend.
So she got to break bread with mah boo.
So she got to touch the hand of the most glitteriest shiniest wonderiffic human on the planet.
So … whore.
She’s nothing more than Tila Tequilla in better clothes; Balloon Boy without the pushy parents.
She’s so over she’s not even worth the consonants and vowels I’ve wasted on her no-invite skank ass already!
She’ll soon learn what life is really like — bound by the severe restrictions of a Secret Service restraining order!
HAHAHAHA – oh HO yeah – when she can withstand that kind of wretchedness and still come out stalking … then, maybe – we’ll talk.
Until then, the bitch got no play!
It shoudda been us, O’Baby … it shouldda been us …
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