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December 1, 2009 at 11:18 am 8 comments

Oh my god people – STOP emailing me about this bitch, ‘kay?

She is not – I repeat – NOT a threat to my plans for world domination (nestled psychotically lovingly smack dab in the middle of O’Beautiful and the HBIC herself – Mmmmmmm)!

Michaele Salahi can’t even spell her own first name right. You think I’m worried about that mess?

She’s a reality show wannabe aging fame-seeking hag who’s looking to extend her platinum extensions into the lamentable ‘Real Housewives’ legacy.

Oh yeah, there’s a skank I’m scared of.

So she got to shake hands with my boyfriend.
So what.

So she got to break bread with mah boo.
So what.

So she got to touch the hand of the most glitteriest shiniest wonderiffic human on the planet.
So … whore.

She’s nothing more than Tila Tequilla in better clothes; Balloon Boy without the pushy parents.
She’s so over she’s not even worth the consonants and vowels I’ve wasted on her no-invite skank ass already!

She’ll soon learn what life is really like — bound by the severe restrictions of a Secret Service restraining order!

HAHAHAHA – oh HO yeah – when she can withstand that kind of wretchedness and still come out stalking … then, maybe – we’ll talk.

Until then, the bitch got no play!

It shoudda been us, O’Baby … it shouldda been us …

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  • 1. writechic  |  December 1, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    You’ve got their number. Fame whores. I hope they’re prosecuted just for wasting my time.

  • 2. saratoday  |  December 1, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Maybe Michaeaele will have a talk show with Carrie Prejean. And then we can all poke our eyes out.

  • 3. Type Writer  |  December 1, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    Michaele would say the wrong thing, and Carrie would chide her for being inappropriate and would stop talking 🙂

    p.s. How startled was Larry King when she said that?

  • 4. writechic  |  December 1, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    He could not abide the dumb, TW.

  • 5. Type Writer  |  December 2, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    You have to be as dumb as a box of rocks if you’ve got Larry King not able to abide you 🙂


    • 6. writechic  |  December 2, 2009 at 3:50 pm

      Very true. 🙂

  • 7. Type Writer  |  December 3, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    You gotta have a pretty skimpy resume if you gotta lie about being an NFL cheerleader:



    • 8. saratoday  |  December 4, 2009 at 2:00 pm

      If there is a “Real Housewives of D.C.” I fully expect to see the wife of my former landlord there. She’s a fake opera singer.

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