WORD!

November 18, 2009 at 11:29 am 6 comments


Unfriend.

Unfriend?!

UNFREAKIN’FRIEND?!?!?

Frealz — that trick was trotted out as the New Oxford American Dictionary’s vaunted ‘Word of the Year’!

I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!!!

Each year Oxford University Press tracks how the English language is changing and chooses a word that best reflects the mood of the year … except that word is so last year!

Oxford lexicographer Christine Lindberg defended the dumbass decision by blah blah-ing something about ‘unfriend’ having “real lex appeal” or some shit.
::: WUT-EVAR! :::

I mean, ok, sure. I think we can all count our blessings that they didn’t go with the absolutely wretch-worthy ‘staycation’ — but ‘unfriend’ as the word that best represents the mood of the year?!?

Not so much!
It was out the day the entire country basically ‘unfriended’ the Texas Twit and his gang.

It is so over! How could they not know that?!?
And – more to the point – how could they overlook the unlimited oodles of absolutely awesome utterings here at LIAC?!?

I DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION!!!!!

They missed my many, many, multitudinous, multifaceted missives on ‘scientifical researchification’!

They patently pushed precious Ponchita’s ‘Hilariosity’ straight into the path of NOT HAPPENING and gave an absolute ‘uh uh’ to my admirably obnoxious and overzealous use of everything ‘asshat’!
::: TENFOLD FUCKERY!!! :::

No one — and I mean NO ONE – butchers the English language like I do!
RECKONIZE!!!

But, alas – this bitch cain’t get no ‘spect, I ‘spect?!?
So this is me chuckin the deuce and cuttin’ it loose!

’till tomorrow’s irritation, that is 😉

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6 Comments

  • 1. davis  |  November 18, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    I’m just glad they didn’t choose “sexting”

  • 2. Type Writer  |  November 18, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    I think they chose “sexting” as one of last year’s new words. The English language is doomed.

    TW

  • 3. writechic  |  November 21, 2009 at 5:34 am

    Tenfold Fuckery was pretty damn good. Prolly will get picked up by the REAL Oxford Dictionary.

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