Because …

November 16, 2009 at 11:02 am

… my beloved — if not always brilliant — Auburn Tigers couldn’t seal the deal against Georgia on Saturday …
::: Horror! Awfulness!! OUTRAGE!!! :::

… my neighbor actually — yet unbelievably — out-shouted my obnoxious ass on NFL Sunday …
::: fucking show-off :::

… my now ever-increased need for football fulfillment will NOT be achieved with tonight’s mightily muckerific Ravens-Browns matchup …
::: Brady Quinn – ’nuff said :::

Because the gridiron gods did not shine happiness and wonderment upon me this weekend, I must repeat my ‘It’s just a game. It’s just a game.’ mantra, while repairing the usual post-game property damage from the weekend and turn – as I always do – to Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather to get me through these terribly trying times.

Man, I miss this show!

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