Don’t worry …

November 10, 2009 at 10:50 am 1 comment

“He’s not trying to be Michael Jackson.”

– Former Cubs employee and Slammin’ Sammy supporter Rebecca Polihronis

Uhhh huh.

“He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin,” Becky sez.

Uhhh huh.

“Women have it all of the time,” blurted the Beckinator.

We also get the painful but rewarding Brazilian … is he trying that look too?
::: enquiring minds wanna know :::

“He was surprised he came out looking so white,” Reebee reported.

Uhhh huh.

“Part of (the photo appearance) is just the lighting,” the Reebster reasoned.

And here you thought the camera just added 10 pounds …

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House rules NOOOooooooo!!!

1 Comment

  • 1. writechic  |  November 16, 2009 at 3:28 am

    People are freaks. The end.

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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