FEAR MAH BOO, BITCHES!!!

October 23, 2009 at 10:03 am 4 comments


We were witness to the most tumultuous time of testosterone turmoil in the entire known history of the planet … and we didn’t even know it!!

See, there was this superserious scientifical researchification that was executed last election eve and the results are 30 kinds of IN!

You ready?
You sure?

Ok then … there now exists laboratory PROOF that my boyfriend is so powerful that he can deflate the collective nutsacks of Republitards everywhere with just his awesomeness alone (thus ensuring appropriate and effective evolution.
::: well, sort of 😉 :::

A study published online by the Public Library of Science (PLOS One) revealed that men who voted for John McCain in last year’s presidential election saw their testosterone levels plummet when they learned he had lost to Barack Obama.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

But no.
This is science.
This is serious stuff here!

Saliva samples [collected using methods I’m not sure I really want to know about] from 163 men on election night showed that dudes who had Big Mac’s back and dudes backing O’Beautiful had similar testosterone levels when the polling stations closed, but the levels of the big T in McCain backers went down harder than Levi Johnston on Bristol Palin when my boyfriend was announced as the winner.
::: This is where I’d normally say ‘suckit losers!’ but, given the facts at hand that may have been just what was needed at the time … just sayin’ :::

Supporters of McCain or Libertarian Party candidate Bob Barr — who the study noted didn’t have a whore’s chance at heaven of getting elected — showed “significantly larger testosterone decreases” than Obama supporters from the time when polls closed to as long as 40 minutes after my boyfriend was declared the glorious new king of America … when they were all testin’ that T by chanting ‘Yes We Did!’ as they got their glittery, rainbow-infused, hopificated FREAK on!

Yeeeaaahhhh … that was a good night 😉

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There’s a Rep for that! God is good ’till he gets your ass FIRED!

4 Comments

  • 1. Noni  |  October 23, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Hilarious but get ready. I have a feeling you-know-who may have to chime in on this one.

    • 2. writechic  |  October 25, 2009 at 11:15 pm

      Noni, isn’t it a scientific fact that meanness is an attempt to put starch in one’s pecker?

  • 3. writechic  |  October 25, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!!!! Why wasn’t I invited to collect samples or something for this study.

  • 4. Noni  |  October 26, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    I know!!!



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