Fuckin’ kids

September 9, 2009 at 10:09 am



Oh.
My.
GAWD!

Queen Victoria was HUGE!
And I don’t mean just hugely significant from an historical standpoint, ‘kay?
That bitch was bustin’ out and bringin’ the chunk by the motherload, yo!

Just check out the bulky bloomers on display at London’s Kensington Palace, which were worn by that hot stack of homefried steak herself at the end of the 19th century.
::: heavy thigh :::

Let’s face it, those 56-inch waist drahz would fit better as the newest addition to the Ripley’s Hall of Frame-Shame than it does in its new home – Britain’s Royal Ceremonial Dress Collection at Kensington Palace. Oh but those luxurious loins and that fullest of full figures wasn’t her fault, see?!

The longest-serving monarch in all of British history, that most fantabulastic of fatasses is said to have had a much more acceptable 20-inch waist as a younger woman, but the abuse her body endured after birthing nine brats swelled her buttery buttocks to bulkitudinously beastly behemoth proportions.
::: blech! :::

Those little bastards are sooo grounded!

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