Tuesday Twofer

September 1, 2009 at 10:36 am 4 comments

That’s right folks!!
It’s Double-The-Trouble Day here at LIAC as we bring you the Dumb Bitch of the Day AND a Total Parenting FAIL  — All In One!!!!
:: soak it up snowflakes — ‘cuz you’re the only ones gettin’ anything poz out of this sad tale of woe :::

Authorities are charging a North Carolina woman and her boyfriend with felony child abuse and being two of the most ginormously colossal fucking dumbasses in all of eternity after they slept their way through what we all know were the hellish, shreiking cries of a baby having his toes chewed off by a dog …

And just how do mommy dearest and her luvah Zzzzzzz their way through such an attack?


::: I know, shock right? meh :::

But it’s true.
Seems Robie Lynn Jenkins was too effed in the head drugged up and twenty kinds of tahr’d y’all to be aware of her four-month-old boy bawling his tiny baby brains out as the pitt bull she and her boyfriend, Tremayne Spillman, were babysitting ate all five toes on the child’s left foot.

According to a sheriff’s office report, “Ms. Jenkins said she was taking medication and never heard the child cry out and only discovered the incident when she started changing the child’s diaper” THE NEXT MORNING!!!

And by ‘taking medication’ we have to assume they mean she was overdosing on Oxy with about twenty beer backs and nineteen Cuervo chasers ‘cuz that’s the only kind of sleepies I can think of that would render someone stone-cold fucking DEAF to the sound of their own child being eaten alive mere feet from their fucked up losery ass.

The wee one was transported to Pitt Memorial Hospital (a bit of karmic irony there …) where medical authorities warned he’s also in danger of losing the entire foot.
::: Major sad face! 😦 :::

Not for nothing, but I’d say it’s time for authorities to help him lose his mess-up mother as well for, like, EVER!



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Just. Too. Funny! Bitch, Please!


  • 1. springdaddy  |  September 1, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    Oh Lord! The poor defenceless child, and what it had to endure is heartbreaking.

    Here’s to hoping that child never see’s the likes of looser mom again!

    What a fuckingmoronicexcuseoffleshfuckbreathingtrash she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  September 1, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    You took the words right out of my mouth, Springdaddy!!

  • 3. springdaddy  |  September 3, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Yay!!! Now if we can just get the parent Euthinized we’ll be much better off.

    JACKSONVILLE, N.C. — A pit bull that chewed the toes off of a 4-month old baby in North Carolina has been euthanized, while the child’s mother and her boyfriend remain in custody, charged with felony child abuse.
    The 1-year-old dog was put down and tested negative for rabies. A spokeswoman for Onslow County Animal Control said that to test for rabies, animals must first be euthanized.
    Messages left for the attorneys of the mother, Robie Lynn Jenkins, and her boyfriend, Tremayne Spillman, were not returned Wednesday.
    The baby is in stable condition at Pitt County Memorial Hospital. The dog chewed the toes off his left foot Sunday night.

    (story from AP)

  • 4. Sad Mom  |  September 5, 2009 at 5:29 am

    My heart is broken right now. Absolutely broken and I am so sorry for what that poor baby had to endure. I have a four month old son as well. I wake up when he STARTS waking up and I cannot believe that this child had to get his toes chewed off, knowing his Mom was in the same room, PASSED OUT! And worse off, she didn’t even notice it until the next day!
    When a mother is passed out unconcious, the child is not being fed, cared for OR protected! I am so sorry little boy, I hope you are able to get through this! You are in my prayers.

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