What I did on my summer vacation …

August 24, 2009 at 4:34 pm

Think YOUR kid had an enterprising summer job?
Not unless your last name is Lumpkin, they didn’t!

Florida mom Rosemary Lumpkin got an anonymous call Friday night from someone tattlin’ that her precious princess was workin’ the pole at a sticky-poledancefloored humphouse called Playmates.
::: CLASSY! :::

Well mom wasn’t having any of that mess so she put on her most serious ‘hayull naw’ face, called the cops and then joined the fun as they orchestrated a teenage-takedown at the tittay club.
::: You KNOW someone was pissed to learn ‘You’re goin’ down!!!’ didn’t quite mean what he thought it would that night … :::

Cocoa police say they found two teens – Lumpkin’s 17-year-old and a 15-year-old – shakin’ what their mamma’s gave ’em for limp, sweaty men monies.

Lumpkin said her daughter’s dirty dancing was a bit of a bombshell because, despite all evidence to the contrary, the kid’s been tight-lipped with her.

“How could you not know your daughter was dancing there?” WFTV reporter Kenneth Moton asked.
“Easy. Because I’m not a security guard, she could be sneaking out of the window,” Lumpkin said. “You’ve got to sleep some time.”

A statement that * SHOCK * brought DCFS to her door the next day.

I think we have another MOTY candidate, folks!!


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