A moment of silence, please
The awful terribleness has happened!
Darkness and despair have descended upon me!!
Life is forever changed!!!
MY CELLPHONE HAS DIIIIIIIED!!!!!
How can I be anything but super-exclamation pointy emotional about this tragedy!?!?!?!?!
Even as I sit here looking at its lifeless little body splayed in front of me, I can’t believe it happened! One minute I’m blah blahing to someone about some very crucial and marvelously meaningful crap or something and the next minute I’m in a blah blah blackout!
Oh the humanity!!!!
I feel so alone, so isolated without the trusted companion and daily partner to the spasmodic distraction that is my life!
Oh, I know I’ll find another, but let’s be honest — it won’t be the same!
Oh sure, it’ll be sleek and shiny with supercool 3G features my now-dead NoG never had but let’s be honest — it won’t be the same!!
::: wheeeeeeee!!!!! :::
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