A moment of silence, please

August 21, 2009 at 12:41 pm 2 comments

The awful terribleness has happened!
Darkness and despair have descended upon me!!
Life is forever changed!!!


How can I be anything but super-exclamation pointy emotional about this deadphonetragedy!?!?!?!?!

Even as I sit here looking at its lifeless little body splayed in front of me, I can’t believe it happened! One minute I’m blah blahing to someone about some very crucial and marvelously meaningful crap or something and the next minute I’m in a blah blah blackout!
Oh the humanity!!!!

I feel so alone, so isolated without the trusted companion and daily partner to the spasmodic distraction that is my life!

Oh, I know I’ll find another, but let’s be honest — it won’t be the same!
Oh sure, it’ll be sleek and shiny with supercool 3G features my now-dead NoG never had but let’s be honest — it won’t be the same!!

::: wheeeeeeee!!!!! :::

uhh … gottaruntotheAT&Tstore,LOVEYOUOLDPHONE – BYE!

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Felonious assault … ON MY EYES!!! Ga Bles Ahmmu …


  • 1. Noni  |  August 21, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    Frieda Batista did it

  • 2. springdaddy  |  August 24, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    Oh, domm, dispair and agony! The loss of an old companion such as a dated cell phone. Do what I did and get the bbgun out and blast a few rounds in it for those most important dropped calls that made you crazy! 🙂 And now you get 3Gness…Watch out world.

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