August 11, 2009 at 1:01 pm 1 comment

Ashton Kutcher is no William Shakespeare

Everybody ok out there?
Total surprise, right?!?

But it’s true.
He’s just a giant empty toolbox.
::: Take a moment. Reset your reality. :::

pieceofmeatWhen asked about his synthetic spouse, did that trick compare his bitch to:
A delicate rose?
A magnificent winged angel?


He likened his bride to a burger.
“You know when you first discovered a hamburger and then you can’t live without it? That’s what it’s like for me with her.”

Shall I compare thee to an In-N-Out Double Double?
Thou art more scorched and seasoned.

True Duh 4Ever!


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