!!!!! SHOCKING REVELATION ALERT !!!!!
Ashton Kutcher is no William Shakespeare
Everybody ok out there?
Total surprise, right?!?
But it’s true.
He’s just a giant empty toolbox.
::: Take a moment. Reset your reality. :::
When asked about his synthetic spouse, did that trick compare his bitch to:
A delicate rose?
A magnificent winged angel?
He likened his bride to a burger.
“You know when you first discovered a hamburger and then you can’t live without it? That’s what it’s like for me with her.”
Shall I compare thee to an In-N-Out Double Double?
Thou art more scorched and seasoned.
True Duh 4Ever!