Nekkid nymph a no-no
If ever there was a time for the “less government” argument …
The Alabama Alcoholic Beverage Control Board brought a big ol’ deep-fried Southern Hayull tew thuh Naw! to a wine label featuring *HORROR* a nude nymph.
::: Not so fast you wine-swilling sinners! :::
The label on Cycles Gladiator wine, —–>
produced by Hahn Family Wines in Soledad, Calif., shows a vintage 1895 bicycle advertising poster with a nude nymph flying beside a winged bicycle.
Alabama liquor regulations prohibit labels that are ‘offensive’ or ‘immodest’ and so the booze board has instructed restaurants and stores not to sell this evil-whore devil’s brew.
Hahn Family Wines president Bill Leigon says the wine has been sold nationwide without any complaints … until now Alabama.
How fitting …
Alabama: Because being backward is WORK, y’all!
P.S. — Just a wild guess, but I take it I won’t be buying these the next time I visit the fam either, eh? Poopy …
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