Nekkid nymph a no-no

July 28, 2009 at 12:50 am 4 comments


If ever there was a time for the “less government” argument …

The Alabama Alcoholic Beverage Control Board brought a big ol’ deep-fried Southern Hayull tew thuh Naw! to a wine label featuring *HORROR* a  nude nymph.
::: Not so fast you wine-swilling sinners! :::

winelabeluproarThe label on Cycles Gladiator wine, —–>
produced by Hahn Family Wines in Soledad, Calif., shows a vintage 1895 bicycle advertising poster with a nude nymph flying beside a winged bicycle.

Alabama liquor regulations prohibit labels that are ‘offensive’ or ‘immodest’ and so the booze board has instructed restaurants and stores not to sell this evil-whore devil’s brew.

Hahn Family Wines president Bill Leigon says the wine has been sold nationwide without any complaints … until now Alabama.

How fitting …

Alabama: Because being backward is WORK, y’all!

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P.S. — Just a wild guess, but I take it I won’t be buying these the next time I visit the fam either, eh? Poopy …

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4 Comments

  • 1. writechicpress  |  July 28, 2009 at 2:50 am

    You know those ABC Board bastards don’t get laid. Say you know it, Cookie. 😉

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  July 28, 2009 at 10:48 am

    Oh I do — is Folmar still the head of that bitch? Kinda says it all right there, doesn’t it? 😉

  • 3. springdaddy  |  July 28, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    What! Sounds like Dry Sack is actually the ABC board in Alabama….?

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  July 28, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    hahahahaha!!!!!!

    Well played, Springdaddy.
    Well played.


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