Touched by an angel

July 27, 2009 at 3:40 pm 8 comments

Feet up — flip-flops barely hangin’ on — gettin’ my Mojito on and takin’ in the sunset along the Intracoastal at The Old House this weekend, I was all, ‘Life just doesn’t get any better than this!’

But then it did.
Because she walked in.

A glistening summer ray of delicate womanity so exceptional mere mortals dare not rest eyes too long for they would certainly go blind from the unfathomable ferociousness of her infinite beauty.

Behold the sun-damaged Herbal Essence Chardonnay Shimmery locks! The desiccated body bark!! The overtipped French Maniclaw as it guides an unsuspecting bottle of Bud [aka Heaven’s Nectar] toward the gaping maw of celestial refinement!!!

You just can’t fake that kind of intrinsic sophistication and class!!

Her grace so overwhelmed me that I wanted to climb atop the seawall guardrail and command to the masses:
“Bow down in the presence of so rare a gem, commoners!! Bow DOWN!”

But I dared not for fear that the good Lord himself would intervene and end my shit if I dared distrurb the tasetful pursuits of his most elegant angel.

Instead, I paid sloshy, yet silent homage to the careworn cougar, wished her well on her midday pub crawl and returned to the humdrum, ordinary existence of the non-chosen — wholly satisfied with my place in life now that I’d been blessed to spend even the most nano of seconds in the presence of such flawless femininity.

Glide on golden goddess… glide on …


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  • 1. Type Writer  |  July 28, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Have you ever seen my friend Shauna perform at the aforementioned Old House? She’s there Sunday afternoons from 3 to 7. I’d be up for meeting the Cookies there sometime, especially since it’s probably closer to my new digs…


  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  July 28, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    I don’t think I have — but definitely on the meetup!!

    I never did find out where you bought, btw 😉

  • 3. Type Writer  |  July 29, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    Okay, we’ll figure out a meetup sometime…

    I bought back in Boynton, not far from where I used to live before the Central Florida move…


  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  July 29, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    can I Zillow it?? 😉

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