Happy Birthday, Bikini!!

July 5, 2009 at 8:37 pm 2 comments

On July 5, 1946 a French designer named Louis Reard (yup, the creepy old dude to the left there) dug deep into the mind of all men and pulled out the one thing that would save humanity the institution of marriage a day at the beach Sports Illustrated magazine: The Bikini!
::: Thanks Louis!! And smooches from the hubster!! :::

That bitch took OFF all across the globe, except, of course, for prissy, priggish, puritanical America where the hotness was resisted until the youthful revolution and ultimate liberation of the 1960s.

And, well, do I really need to do a ‘what’s happened to it since?’
Nah, I didn’t think so đŸ˜‰

Happy Birthday, girl — you look pretty good for 63!


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  • 1. CogitoErgoCogitoSum  |  July 5, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    I dont respect the bikini nor those who wear it.

    Sure, Im a guy and I like the female form as much as the next guy. But Id rather she be MY woman for MY bedroom. And not some skanky type showing flesh and figure off to the world without prejudice.

    I have higher personality standards in women.

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  July 6, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    Well I’m not surprised, Mark Sanford!
    You conservative, judgmental, holier-than-thous are always the nastiest — go on witcha kinkay self!

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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