I just threw up a little in my mouth

July 2, 2009 at 10:33 am 2 comments


According to the San Francisco Gate, American Idol ditzball alum Kellie Pickler (AKA Pammy Lite) and Waffle House smackdown king Kid Rock have been dating for more than a year.
::: doesn’t that, like, automatically qualify her as engagement material?? :::

I really hope this isn’t true.
Because I kind of like Kellie.
You have to like someone who can market the shit out of one-range vocals and two plumpified breastesez. It’s like a law.

Now if we could just get that bitch to quit the love before someone gets hurt …

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2 Comments

  • 1. debbie  |  July 8, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    why was sheryl crowe at kids concert in pittsburgh?

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  July 8, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    maybe her son needs a playdate and she thought Kellie was a good mental match?


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