June 27, 2009 at 6:59 pm 11 comments

Beat it Burger King!
Suckit Spirit Airlines!!

THIS Flash funny is the most awesomely fantastic fucking ad ever to be nestled gently inside a javascript protocol!!!
::: frealz :::

Click here (and do what the man says …) for some HAHAHA – hell yeah!


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  • 1. wascallywabbit  |  June 27, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    I can’t believe I made it all the way to the end, but you’re right about that one it was really worth it. Thanks! No I’m going to do it again to see if it changes.

  • 2. fkdupdad  |  June 27, 2009 at 7:45 pm


  • 3. lyle  |  June 27, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    That was fun. Thanks for sharing it.
    I hope this doesn’t become common in internet ads. If it does it will be old fast.

  • 4. Type Writer  |  June 27, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    I too stuck it out to the bitter end, which was well worth it 🙂 It reminded of an old text-based computer game for The Hitchikers’ Guide to the Galaxy, where sometimes it allowed you to continue to play for a little while after your character had died, with the computer simply getting more irritated the more things you try to tell it you want to do (” ‘Look around’ ? You can’t do that, you’re dead. Which part of ‘dead’ don’t you understand?”)


  • 5. lifeisacookie  |  June 28, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    that sounds fun — I wonder if you can still find that game around TW??

  • 6. writechicpress  |  June 29, 2009 at 4:42 am

    Is that from the 70s or 80s or something?

  • 7. lifeisacookie  |  June 29, 2009 at 10:51 am

    good question! TW???

  • 8. Type Writer  |  June 30, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    Hey guys, sorry for not responding sooner, I’ve been preoccupied with stimulating the economy via a house purchase 🙂 The Hitchikers’ Guide game came out in ’85; it was a collaboration between Douglas Adams, the author of the books, and a professor at MIT. It got a bit of press at the time because it was so darn clever. It was a text-based DOS game, so there were zero graphics, but I didn’t mind because it was really funny. I only played it once or twice at a friend’s place in Boston, but I remember the computer getting exasperated with me at one point. After describing the situation to me for the umpteenth time, it literally said, “When will you come to your senses and solve the puzzle?” Sassy, that one 🙂


  • 9. lifeisacookie  |  July 1, 2009 at 12:07 am

    House purchase?!? YOU GO!!!!! Sushi bowl at your place next year? haha, just kiddin’ 😉 maybe …

  • 10. Type Writer  |  July 2, 2009 at 3:35 am

    My hosting the Sushi Bowl would require you leaving the Cookie Jar to attend it (yeah, I said it :)) Actually, months before the Big Game there’ll be some kind of birthday/housewarming/open-mike thing, so stay tuned…


  • 11. lifeisacookie  |  July 2, 2009 at 10:14 am

    hahah — you went there! haha! Ok — fair enough 😉

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