Start spreadin’ the booze!

May 22, 2009 at 8:26 pm 4 comments

My much-anticipated super-duper triple-decker über-ballyhooed way-seriously-overly-compound-modifiered trip to the city so nice they named it twice is mere hours away!!!

I cannot wait to not land belly-down in the Hudson and commence with the convivialities!

24-hour Wine Samplings, Organizing Protests, Liquoration, Terror Plots, Drunky Funs and Swine Flu!!!
New York City has it all — and I am gittin’ me some!

Because you brats wreaked total havoc the last time I took a few, I invite you to partake in a little hide-and-seek style scavenger hunt while I get my good time on.
::: oh stop yer whining – it gives your sorry ass something to do while you wait in line at the unemployment office :::

I have employed the most excellent strategerized methodology to scientifically but at random place 10 American flag icons in various, sundry and multitudinous localities throughout this shitass blog.

The first of you bitches to post a comment with the international coordinates of all 10 icons gets a 100%  jen-ew-wine Big Apple Tee.

And the wordwhore who finds the bonus 11th American flag gets an even specialer something.
::: A thousand times super-fabulouser than my freshly packed protective H1N1 face mask!! :::

Reader dropout in 3 … 2 …

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The family way? SOOOOO CLOSE!!!


  • 1. Noni  |  May 22, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    No dropout here — this stuff cracks me up — t-shirt or no t-shirt (but I’m going to look because I want one — as long as there aren’t wine stains on it, Cookie!)

  • 2. GreenEydGrrl  |  May 26, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    1. Love Me (some legal) Tender – March 10. 2009
    2. True Must See TV!!! – March 7, 2009
    3. Brewhaha – March 4, 2009
    4. I bet THIS wasn’t on his Bucket List! – February 26, 2009
    5. In Bay City it’s pay up … or DIE! – January 27, 2009
    6. Southern progress? – October 15, 2008
    7. Kid Rock serves up the stupid – September 4, 2008
    8. Lone Star Hate – July 31, 2008
    9. Engaging! – July 29, 2008
    10. ‘Bama to China: We feel you, dawgs – May 16, 2008
    11. This is nuts! – April 18. 2008

    I WIN!! I WIN!! right?????

  • 3. lifeisacookie  |  May 26, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    You do — you get the super SPECIAL prize – but technically, you also get the Big Apple Tee (which I got at a way cool street fair right down the street from The Cooper Union near Astor Place … Mr Cookie bought a hat (big shock, right) …

    You are gooooooood …

  • 4. Jessada Juntason  |  May 30, 2009 at 3:29 pm

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This is the shit you bitches are reading

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