A moveable feast

May 18, 2009 at 2:31 pm 2 comments

<——- It took me long enough, but I figured out what the frickfrackFUCK that thing IS on Beyoncé’s boo-tay!
::: curtsey :::


i2dw5nf19k30brw7gTu9BQlvo1_500Because, of course!
It’s just so obvious — I can’t believe I didn’t recognize it immediately!
::: Note to self: Boozy times may be adversely affecting cognitive abilities :::

I’m thinking I might have misjudged the Mighty
She may just be the smartest whore in Hollywood!

Not only does she understand the intrinsic value of  edible clothing but that bitch wore her wisdom for all the world when she hauled her nasties around in what would have just been a glitterated shit-colored body suit had it not been for that ass-pleasing bacon chaser!

Now we just need to find out what tasty treats she’s keeping tucked underneath that lace front wig. All that extra glue’s got me thinking one thing: Deep-fried S’mores!

Beyonce loves her fake hair


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You go girl! Shocking outcome (no, not really)


  • 1. Ponchita  |  May 18, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    i just totally lost my appetite for bacon and cinnamon rolls FOREVER! thank you cookie – i really need to stay away from both anyhow.
    that bacon butt roll sure as hell gives a whole new meaning to “a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips” saying now doesn’t it?!

    and i can’t even look at that face pic – she looks like some character off star trek. something is seriously wrong and i would fire the wig crew if i were here.

  • 2. MissDiva  |  September 15, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    i dnt think dat that is real i think that sumbody juss put that on ha face they need 2 stop doin that 2 ha

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