Change SHMANGE – RAAAAA!!!!!!!

May 8, 2009 at 2:47 pm 4 comments


The Evil Overlord hath spoken!

COWER PLEBIANS!!!

dcheney“Most Republicans have a pretty good idea of values …”

HAHAHAHA ok ok ok, nevermind!
I didn’t know he was makin’ funnies!

“[They] aren’t eager to have someone come along and say, ‘Well, the only way you can win is if you start to act more like a Democrat.’ ”
::: troof hurts! :::

During an interview with some radio yahoo from North Dakota, former Veep and renown world destroyer Dick Cheney explained his theory as to why the Republican party is basically eating itself from the inside out like the grotesque form of necrotizing political fasciitis it is.

“This is about fundamental beliefs and values and ideas … what the role of dinodickgovernment should be in our society, and our commitment to the Constitution and constitutional principles.”
::: Oh lawd — is he saying they still don’t know?!? Well, the first step IS admitting you have a problem … :::

“You know, when you add all those things up, the idea that we ought to moderate basically means we ought to fundamentally change our philosophy. I for one am not prepared to do that, and I think most of us aren’t.”

Spoken like a true dinosaur …

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Oh Good God! Mum’s the word

4 Comments

  • 1. notscarednew  |  May 8, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    vzj–Read up on something else left by the Bush Administration still going on in Austin, TX.
    They left a weapon for the police department in Austin, TX to torture and violate people’s rights without anyone knowing. Read more about it at http://www.notscarednews.com
    asdw

  • 2. writechicpress  |  May 8, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    I read this morning that Megan McCain was introducing hot heterosexual sex to the party. It’s like she’s gone all Lincolny! Think it will work?

  • 3. lifeisacookie  |  May 8, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    But wouldn’t that imply that someone actually wanted to have sex with the Megster?!?
    Do we not have a policy against torture, people?!?!?

    HAHAHAHA!

    • 4. writechicpress  |  May 8, 2009 at 5:48 pm

      tee, hee, hee. 😉


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