Haute MESS

May 5, 2009 at 10:04 am 14 comments



From the House of Derriér’s ‘Doo on You’ Collection:
“Because you can’t BE the shit until you look the part”

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OctoGEDDON!!! THIS bitch …

14 Comments

  • 1. Davis  |  May 5, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    I think it might be a bagel

  • 2. Dvris Extant  |  May 5, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    Looks like an acorn coming from her arse. If it comes up whole, it’s the body’s way of telling us that we really shouldn’t try to process such things in our stomachs. Did she try roasting it before binge-eating?

  • 3. lifeisacookie  |  May 5, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    See – I was thinking Cinnamon Roll!!
    But I can see the logic now Davis and Dvris!!

  • 4. Dvris Extant  |  May 5, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    So it was something edible that she binge-ate. Is she just turning it into leftovers by a cycle of vomiting and reusing then? She should see a shrink and a doctor, I’m worried.

  • 5. lifeisacookie  |  May 5, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    OHMIGOD — I love that (and am also grossed out by it at the same time) — someone turning INTO leftovers …

    Except she doesn’t look like she’d produce many LEFTOVERS!!

  • 6. Dvris Extant  |  May 5, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    At least she’ll be perfect for the part of a human chocolate fondue fountain, if Hollyweird needs one for a blockbuster movie or a Lindt chocolate documentary.

  • 7. lifeisacookie  |  May 5, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    BWAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • 8. springdaddy  |  May 5, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    That’s an ass hat, y’all!

    That os a poof pastry…..yuck!

  • 9. Dvris Extant  |  May 5, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    Or maybe that’s something for her near-constant bladder or bowel movements. But what if she starts shaking “her jelly” to show her bootylicious bod? Then everyone will need a mass evacuation or to get umbrellas prior to the show.

  • 10. rickroller  |  May 5, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    NO ONE is ready for THAT jelly!

  • 11. Dvris Extant  |  May 6, 2009 at 12:09 am

    Too pootyyuckcious, I’ll keep that in mind.

  • 12. Ponchita  |  May 7, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    her arse blew the hole right outta that donut!
    her bootylicious booty is packing some serious psi’s

  • 13. Ponchita  |  May 7, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    hey beyonce! octo-mom called….she wants her sitz bath back!

  • 14. lifeisacookie  |  May 8, 2009 at 10:06 am

    hahaha!!!


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