The devil’s in the details

April 14, 2009 at 3:53 pm 5 comments

Looking at this picture briefly made me wish I lived in Tennessee because I thought it would be hee-heeriffic to be a part of the obviously budget-conscious, cheapass crazy antics of the FOX 61 News at Ten team.

I mean, check out the fierce ‘Bitch, please!’ expressions those harsh whores are workin’!
Sundays must be Slap-A-Ho night at the newsplex!

And those Jaclyn Smith Collection blazers and granny pearls?
Who do they think they’re fooling with that shit? Those skanks are totally rockin’ the Cherokee shorts and sitting on plastic lawn chairs behind that ultra-hein Office Depot remnant cherry laminate ‘set’!

Blink and you might have missed the dude scratchin’ his crack in the back.
I bet it was John Charlton — that guy looks like a butt-picker from birth!

And what about the South Park Towelie and Klan hood?
That’s gonna ma …. Wait. The What?

South Park Towelie and Klan hood!?!

weirdstuffMmmm HMMMMM

I mean, ok ok — I admit it – at first I was all ‘TOWLIE!!!’ because, well, I’m three and that shit is funny to me!

But then the ewwww took over and I was all  “WHATTAHFUCK?!?” when I saw that creepy mess under the desk.

Seriously — I have questions!

Who thought this would be funny for ‘on-air’?
What kind of coked-up crackie logic led to this fuckery??
Was anyone fired??
Was there audience outrage???
Why have the networks not chronicled this yuck with some meritoriously righteous indignation?!?
Why hasn’t a blue-ribbon panel been commissioned to investigate this ick?
What in hate group hell is going on in Tennessee, people?!?

Enquiring mind wants to know!

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  • 1. Noni  |  April 14, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    Well, it IS a FOX station … and it IS in Tennessee …

  • 2. writechicpress  |  April 14, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Just know, Cookie, this shit is in karmic check. For my old station once had the newsroom keyed behind my news anchor–unbeknownst to my Super-Jew, hot and hairy sports anchor (who taught me every dirty thing I know in Yiddish). He walks out naked from the waist up in all his Tom Selleck-both-front-and-back glory. (Seriously, this sports guy, we’ll call him Brian Scott Silverstein, named his body hair, “The Sweater.”

    The Sweater totally defeats this hidey-ho, garbage-sniffing, tiny-ass KKKer in a news celebrity death match.

  • 3. Type Writer  |  April 14, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    I love it when you talk television to me, Write Chic 🙂 I feel like Jamie Lee Curtis in “A Fish Called Wanda” when phrases in foreign languages sent her over the edge… C’mon, what else ya got? 🙂

    p.s. Cookie, I’m thinking the “hood” under the desk is really just a plastic bag. But then, I’m sure you already know that 🙂 Based on my experiences with white supremacists at my Open Mike, today’s bigots have dispensed with the sheets, so that people can mistake them for ordinary people (as do several people at my open mikes)

  • 4. Noni  |  April 14, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    TW — I suggest you take a trip to Tallassee or Natchez — you might change your mind.
    Then again — don’t go brother!

  • 5. writechicpress  |  April 14, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    TW, I looked on the youtubes for The Sweater…cuz it was a thing of beauty. No luck. 😦

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