The devil’s in the details
Looking at this picture briefly made me wish I lived in Tennessee because I thought it would be hee-heeriffic to be a part of the obviously budget-conscious, cheapass crazy antics of the FOX 61 News at Ten team.
I mean, check out the fierce ‘Bitch, please!’ expressions those harsh whores are workin’!
Sundays must be Slap-A-Ho night at the newsplex!
And those Jaclyn Smith Collection blazers and granny pearls?
Who do they think they’re fooling with that shit? Those skanks are totally rockin’ the Cherokee shorts and sitting on plastic lawn chairs behind that ultra-hein Office Depot remnant cherry laminate ‘set’!
Blink and you might have missed the dude scratchin’ his crack in the back.
I bet it was John Charlton – that guy looks like a butt-picker from birth!
And what about the South Park Towelie and Klan hood?
That’s gonna ma …. Wait. The What?
South Park Towelie and Klan hood!?!
I mean, ok ok – I admit it – at first I was all ‘TOWLIE!!!’ because, well, I’m three and that shit is funny to me!
But then the ewwww took over and I was all “WHATTAHFUCK?!?” when I saw that creepy mess under the desk.
Seriously — I have questions!
Who thought this would be funny for ‘on-air’?
What kind of coked-up crackie logic led to this fuckery??
Was anyone fired??
Was there audience outrage???
Why have the networks not chronicled this yuck with some meritoriously righteous indignation?!?
Why hasn’t a blue-ribbon panel been commissioned to investigate this ick?
What in hate group hell is going on in Tennessee, people?!?
Enquiring mind wants to know!
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