O’Baby can’t bee too careful

April 10, 2009 at 6:03 pm 4 comments


The badness has come!
The end is nigh!!
OUR WORST FEARS REALIZED!!!

Yes, America — it happened!

Terrorists have attacked the White House

Just one precious, rainbow-filled day after O’Beautiful returned from his jam-packed, eight-day, six-country overseas tripapalooza – the White House fell victim to insidious thuggery of extreme proportions when …

… oh I almost can’t even describe the horror …

… when bees attacked the prez’s rez!

BEEEEEES!!!

It all started when a swarm – SWARM!! – of honey bees took over a bush *ACK!* located between the Northwest security gate of the White House and the area where television networks’ stand-up positions are located.

beesOne CNNer who braved the marauding horde and miraculously lived to tell his harrowing tale of survival had this to say:
“I walked out and thought it was a swirl of blossoms blowing in the wind, but turns out it was a swarm of bees,” he explained.

OH THE HUMANITY!!!!
::: Surely there’s a Purple Heart category for this kind of heroism! :::

But take heart, fellow citizens — complete catastrophic meltdown of the Capital was averted because my boyfriend is the wisest man in the known universe and knew from the time he was a zygote that the Commander in Chief MUST be prepared for just this kind of treachery — which is why he keeps a carpenter – who also just happens to be a beekeeper – on staff!
::: Mah Boo is wicked smart! :::

Wearing protective gear and brandishing a cardboard box, SuperCarpenterBeeMan was able to box up the queen and many of her drones …

AND AMERICA WAS SAVED!!!!!!

… until the great termite invasion …

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Whatever gets you through … Papa was a trolling drone …

4 Comments

  • 1. writechicpress  |  April 10, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    Oh, Cookie. Thank God, David Beckham isn’t O’Baby’s personal trainer. I’d die of love.

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  April 10, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    Oh man — could you just imagine?!?

  • 3. beeyatch  |  April 13, 2009 at 2:21 am

    HA! Too funny … but don’t you worry about the government profiling you now because you have Obama and terrorism in the same sentence?

  • 4. Ponchita  |  April 14, 2009 at 4:26 am

    oohhh beckham and obama working it out together….hmmmmm.has anyone ever seen if cookie’s boyfriend has a six pack happening under his brooks brothers?


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