O’Baby can’t bee too careful
The badness has come!
The end is nigh!!
OUR WORST FEARS REALIZED!!!
Yes, America — it happened!
Terrorists have attacked the White House
Just one precious, rainbow-filled day after O’Beautiful returned from his jam-packed, eight-day, six-country overseas tripapalooza – the White House fell victim to insidious thuggery of extreme proportions when …
… oh I almost can’t even describe the horror …
… when bees attacked the prez’s rez!
It all started when a swarm – SWARM!! – of honey bees took over a bush *ACK!* located between the Northwest security gate of the White House and the area where television networks’ stand-up positions are located.
One CNNer who braved the marauding horde and miraculously lived to tell his harrowing tale of survival had this to say:
“I walked out and thought it was a swirl of blossoms blowing in the wind, but turns out it was a swarm of bees,” he explained.
OH THE HUMANITY!!!!
::: Surely there’s a Purple Heart category for this kind of heroism! :::
But take heart, fellow citizens — complete catastrophic meltdown of the Capital was averted because my boyfriend is the wisest man in the known universe and knew from the time he was a zygote that the Commander in Chief MUST be prepared for just this kind of treachery — which is why he keeps a carpenter – who also just happens to be a beekeeper – on staff!
::: Mah Boo is wicked smart! :::
Wearing protective gear and brandishing a cardboard box, SuperCarpenterBeeMan was able to box up the queen and many of her drones …
AND AMERICA WAS SAVED!!!!!!
… until the great termite invasion …
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