News you can use

March 20, 2009 at 3:55 pm 7 comments

Dear Cookie Monsters:

I care about you.
You are important to me.

And because I know the weekend is at hand and very shortly you will no longer be able to resist the urge to mentally just check-the-fuck-out for the next 48 – I want you to take a moment, draw in a cleansing breath and prepare your brain to absorb some truly crucial knowledge.

No matter how much of a rush you may be in …
No matter what your friend RayRay says …
No matter if you make it all the way to the legendary Triple-Double Dog Dare …

Do NOT, under any circumstances, try to load the boat ON the pickup.

Trust me. This shit does NOT work and it will absolutely fuck up your weekend.

Being a good drunk means being a prepared one.
‘Kay pumpkins?

Now go play.



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Our life’s work – for nothing? Dumb Bitch of the Month


  • 1. Davis  |  March 20, 2009 at 4:13 pm


  • 2. this buddy of mine  |  March 20, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    The Love Boat: Doggy Style

  • 3. alantru  |  March 20, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    That looks like the kind of stupid thing I’d do. I’m not bragging.. I’m just saying…

    Wait…? Is smart to brag about being stupid?

    Let me get back to you on this…

  • 4. Ponchita  |  March 21, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    Someone out there wins the dumbass award of the week!

  • 5. writechicpress  |  March 22, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    That trailer rolled up like a party ribbon. At least the coolers are unscathed. Cuz they need a beer.

  • 6. Type Writer  |  March 22, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    You’re the best, writechic 🙂


  • 7. writechicpress  |  March 23, 2009 at 4:46 pm


This is the shit you bitches are reading

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