Sleeping with the fishes?

March 12, 2009 at 5:20 pm 3 comments

Old and Busted: A summer house with a view of Puget Sound or winter condo on the Intracoastal in Boca.

New Hotness: Seasteading!

According to the The Seasteading Institute, [the WHAT?] a floating city off the coast of San Francisco may be just a few short years away.
::: Grab your Swimmies, Scooter! :::

“Some people think we’re crazy. A lot of people think we’re crazy,” said crazyassmofo Patri Friedman, a former Google engineer who left that profitable popycock to build houses in the sky on the sea.
::: … if it walks like corporate burnout and talks like corporate burnout … :::

“Some people think terrible things could happen, others think it would be great.”

Let’s dispense with the verbal vagaries and just call it ‘terribly great’, ‘kay?

Well it could be!

I mean, imagine the breathtaking panoramic seascape!
Think of the WAY fun whale humping keggers!!
Visualize what that kind of constant exposure will do for cancer research!!!
And wrap your brain around what the mere threat of going from ‘prison bitch’ to ‘shark bait’ will do for recidivism rates!!!!

Oh yeah – this concept has ‘upside’ written all over it!

Well, except for all that fantastically unpredictable Pacific Plate tectonic activity … and those pesky Pacific hurricanesand the millions of pounds of garbage meatheaded land-dwellers dump in the oceans every year.

Yup – except for all that mess, this bird’s got wings!

Just one question – is a hovercraft included in the package? ‘Cuz that’s gonna be one HELLA long bridge!


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  • 1. springdaddy  |  March 12, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    This huckster can get all the sea livin he wants by working for Exxon, Chevron or any of the other companies that have platforms in the oceans. Those guys do it constantly…..and get paid to do it! And Helo rides for the big days to the land dwellers. Can’t imagine all the shinanigans that go on, on platforms.. (although I’ve heard some stories…muahahahaa).

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  March 12, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    but to build a new civilization on one, which is what they’re talking about … really?
    Seems far-fetched to me

  • 3. PiterKokoniz  |  April 8, 2009 at 2:23 am

    Hi ! 🙂
    I am Piter Kokoniz. oOnly want to tell, that your posts are really interesting
    And want to ask you: will you continue to post in this blog in future?
    Sorry for my bad english:)
    Thank you!
    Piter Kokoniz, from Latvia

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