Tan on fire

March 11, 2009 at 3:18 pm 2 comments


A South Carolina man escaped from a tanning bed as it burst into flames this week.

tanfireDude was gettin’ his melanoma on when he heard a ‘popping noise’, looked down and saw a flame at the corner of the bed near his foot.
Mr. Quickthinker threw open the lid, jumped out and ran.

Oh sorry!

None of this retarded mess is, like,  newsworthy or anything – I just got a serious case of the tee hees picturing his twig and berries roasting over the UV fire is all.
::: Being easily amused is like being on vacation all the time!!! :::

Can you just imagine the color he could have gotten if he hadn’t pussed out and panicked!
::: WIMP!!! :::

Hey hotstuff!

If your shit’s still sizzlin’ – might I suggest you spend a little time chillin’ that junk in the Mush Room of Sweden’s Icehotel? Yeah – it’s cool like that …

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2 Comments

  • 1. Davis  |  March 11, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    Hey, that happened in the next town over from me. Glad to see SC making the news again.

  • 2. writechicpress  |  March 11, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    Your boy is HOT. Baby, I need me some of that.


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