(Un)dress Code FAIL

March 6, 2009 at 6:26 pm 2 comments


The nudists in Queensland, Australia are A-OK with you having fun sunning your buns, they won’t laugh when your manhood lets everyone now the pool is too cold and goodness knows they love a little beach jigglyball now and then.

But make no mistake, my friends.
They are not a clothing-optional crowd and they have no problem kicking a bitch OUT for balking at being in the buff.
::: rules are rules ::: 

Which one particularly uncooperative couple found out this week during part of the nudist-friendly White Cockatoo resort’s month-long swingers’ romp.
::: OOooo – I know where I’m going on VAKAY!!!! :::

article-1159659-03c143c1000005dc-353_468x321Attired attendees John Harrison and his wife, Lyn ————–>
were basically told to get theeee fuck out after Sir Blimpy and his babe refused to introduce  ol’ Frank and Beans and the Twins to the other guests.
::: … sounds like someone just likes to WATCH … :::

Chubsalot told the press he was having a conversation with resort owner Tony Fox (nudey dudey waving above) and three women (also nakey) when Fox “turned to me out of the blue and said, ‘Why are you dressed?’”
::: Well, you WERE at a nudist camp … :::

He says Cock-or-two management then called him a dickhead.
::: You would have preferred dick-weed, perhaps? :::

“The fact that he was dressed was only part of the picture,” Fox said, adding he felt big John was being “disrespectful” and acting in a  “lecherous manner” toward other guests.
::: Ruh roh – sounds like Johnny got his touch on … :::

This situation ended about as smoothly as Sir Loin’s backside when police were called in to escort the problematic porcine pair from the resort.

“I only asked him to show a bit of respect,” Fox said.

hehe – not exactly

 

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HAHAHAHA … noooooo True Must See TV!!!!

2 Comments

  • 1. Ponchita  |  March 6, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    Ok so first off, ol nakey Fox up there looks creepishly like David Hasselhoff. Secondly, I say Fox did everyone there a favor, because seeing Mr. Chubby and his beany babies all in the buff were more than likely going to scare away other guests.
    So, you can plan your next vacay there Miss cookie- but I will opt for a place that prescreens their guests and makes sure they all look like Greek Gods! hehehe And when I find that place, I’ll let ya know ;-)

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  March 7, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    EWWWW — he does look like the Hoff!


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