(Un)dress Code FAIL
The nudists in Queensland, Australia are A-OK with you having fun sunning your buns, they won’t laugh when your manhood lets everyone now the pool is too cold and goodness knows they love a little beach jigglyball now and then.
But make no mistake, my friends.
They are not a clothing-optional crowd and they have no problem kicking a bitch OUT for balking at being in the buff.
::: rules are rules :::
Which one particularly uncooperative couple found out this week during part of the nudist-friendly White Cockatoo resort’s month-long swingers’ romp.
::: OOooo – I know where I’m going on VAKAY!!!! :::
Attired attendees John Harrison and his wife, Lyn ————–>
were basically told to get theeee fuck out after Sir Blimpy and his babe refused to introduce ol’ Frank and Beans and the Twins to the other guests.
::: … sounds like someone just likes to WATCH … :::
Chubsalot told the press he was having a conversation with resort owner Tony Fox (nudey dudey waving above) and three women (also nakey) when Fox “turned to me out of the blue and said, ‘Why are you dressed?’”
::: Well, you WERE at a nudist camp … :::
“The fact that he was dressed was only part of the picture,” Fox said, adding he felt big John was being “disrespectful” and acting in a “lecherous manner” toward other guests.
::: Ruh roh – sounds like Johnny got his touch on … :::
This situation ended about as smoothly as Sir Loin’s backside when police were called in to escort the problematic porcine pair from the resort.
“I only asked him to show a bit of respect,” Fox said.
hehe – not exactly …
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