People are shocked – SHOCKED I TELL YOU – over a picture of my boyfriend *gasp* relaxing with *Double Gasp! * a cool one at a basketball game.
::: OUTRAGE!!! :::
The photo of O’Beautiful chillin’ at a recent Wizards-Bulls game has touched off a firestorm of ‘Oh no he di’int!’ all over the gat-damn place!
One caller to WWL (AM 870 – News/Talk/Sports) fussed, “People are losing 5, 10, 20 thousand dollars a day in the stock market, and he’s sitting there drinking a beer!”
::: We can confirm: They are. He was. He did. :::
Another fired-up female said, “The president is the president 24 hours a day. I don’t think he should drink on the job.”
The [mostly female] callers charged that O’Baby has no right – NO RIGHT PEOPLE – to have any semblance of fun during this New Great Depression.
::: … she are not amused … :::
Take a cleansing breath, babes.
I can see how this sort of thing would be shocking, what with not having an admitted alcoholic in the White House anymore.
The same day, incidentally, that Fed Chief Ben Bernanke assured the United States House of Representatives Financial Services Committee that giant mortgage companies Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are in “no danger of failing.”
Oh yeah, I bet they were all OVER those tee ball shenanigans!
If memory serves, he got in a little Misty May-Treanor butt tap (by invitation, of course) on that trip.
::: sweet move — I’d hit it :::
OOoooooHooooHOOOOO! You KNOW they had a collective colossal conniption over that action!
I am sure that just the mere sight of Sir Goofedalot goofing off caused them all erratic heartbeats, palpatations, hiccups and flatulence so scary that it required immediate hospitalization and a full battery of, like, super-scientific tests!!!
Oh but wait — didn’t he give that shit up ‘for the troops’ and all?
Yeeeahhh – not so much.
Aaaaanystupidfuckinggarbagethatdoesn’tmeanshit, where were we?
Obama went to a b-ball game and had a brew.
Get the fuck over it.
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