March 4, 2009 at 2:19 pm 8 comments

People are shocked – SHOCKED I TELL YOU – over a picture of my boyfriend *gasp* relaxing with *Double Gasp! * a cool one at a basketball game.
::: OUTRAGE!!! :::

The photo of O’Beautiful chillin’ at a recent Wizards-Bulls game has touched off a firestorm of ‘Oh no he di’int!’ all over the gat-damn place!

My boyfriend getting his sud onOne caller to WWL (AM 870 – News/Talk/Sports) fussed, “People are losing 5, 10, 20 thousand dollars a day in the stock market, and he’s sitting there drinking a beer!”
::: We can confirm: They are. He was. He did. :::

Another fired-up female said, “The president is the president 24 hours a day. I don’t think he should drink on the job.”

The [mostly female] callers charged that O’Baby has no right – NO RIGHT PEOPLE – to have any semblance of fun during this New Great Depression.
::: … she are not amused … :::

Take a cleansing breath, babes.
I can see how this sort of thing would be shocking, what with not having an admitted alcoholic in the White House anymore.

But, you know, to be fair and all – I’m guessing they had the same kind of pissy hissy when W and some celebs got their game on at last July’s White House All-Star tee ball game?

The same day, incidentally, that Fed Chief Ben Bernanke assured the United States House of Representatives Financial Services Committee that giant mortgage companies Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are in “no danger of failing.”

Oh yeah, I bet they were all OVER those tee ball shenanigans!

Ooo Ooo — and what about last August, when he got his glance on while checkin’ the beach volleyball babes at the Beijing Olympics?

If memory serves, he got in a little Misty May-Treanor butt tap (by invitation, of course) on that trip.
::: sweet move — I’d hit it :::

OOoooooHooooHOOOOO! You KNOW they had a collective colossal conniption over that action!

And what about all that treacherously foolhardy GOLF playing he engaged in – AT AMERICA’S EXPENSE?!?!?!?

I am sure that just the mere sight of Sir Goofedalot goofing off caused them all erratic heartbeats, palpatations, hiccups and flatulence so scary that it required immediate hospitalization and a full battery of, like, super-scientific tests!!!

Oh but wait — didn’t he give that shit up ‘for the troops’ and all?
Yeeeahhh – not so much.

Aaaaanystupidfuckinggarbagethatdoesn’tmeanshit, where were we?

Oh yeah.
Obama went to a b-ball game and had a brew.
Get the fuck over it.



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  • 1. noni  |  March 4, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    If I were the president right now I’d be drinking ALL the time!

  • 2. Ponchita  |  March 4, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    i’d be a snot slingin hang on to the grass so i don’t fall off the planet straight up alcoholic if i were running this clusterf**** of a country right now. to the dipwits who say he is prez 24/7….puhleeez, they are people too and need a little downtime.
    to those saying people can’t afford shit right now because no job, etc…bet they are turning in loose change at the coinstar machine to get their drink and smokes on. so what, he’s watching some ballers while enjoying a cold one.
    like a wise woman cookie once said…get the fuck over it.

  • 3. writechicpress  |  March 4, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    If alcohol wasn’t so fattening, I so drink more.

  • 4. writechicpress  |  March 4, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    If alcohol wasn’t so fattening, I’d so drink more.

  • 5. writechicpress  |  March 4, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    in stereo

  • 6. lifeisacookie  |  March 4, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    That’s why I run 🙂

  • 7. Roland Hulme  |  March 5, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    It’s all the bible bashers going apeshit over Obama’s beer. They’d much rather we were back in the 1920s when we had prohibition. And segregation. Yuck. Why exactly do they call them ‘the good old days’ again?

  • 8. lifeisacookie  |  March 5, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    Isn’t that the question of the century!

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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