Dumb Bitch of the Day

March 2, 2009 at 6:13 pm 11 comments

 Some dumb bitch in Ohio is in hot water for breast-feeding her child and talking on the phone while driving.

No — she’s not a dumb bitch because she was breast-feeding. I’m not even going to get into that argument, it’s so 1994! Breast-feeding is a beautifully wonderfully natural enterprise that I wholly support.

And no — she’s not a dumb bitch because she was on her cellphone. It’s a necessary and totally rewarding endeavor that I wholly support.
** Unless she wasn’t using a Bluetooth earpiece while driving. If she was holding that shit up to one ear — then, yes, she is a dumb bitch for being on her cellphone. **

This idiot is a dumb bitch because she thinks it’s ok to do feed and chat, in tandem, while steering her mom-mobile through morning traffic.

And she earns dumb fucking bitch honors because she doesn’t care that her own child’s safety is the reason there is a LAW requiring drivers to put childern under four years old or under 40 pounds in a safety seat.

“When my baby wants to eat, she wants to eat and I’m not gonna listen to that all across town to Kettering and back everyday,” Genine Compton said.

So you’re annoyed by the sound of your own baby?
Uh huh – s’cool and all — but instead of going full retard on the expressway, how about the really renegade move of pulling the fuck OVER!!!

Don’t get all militant la leche league pissypants on me, because I don’t
gives a rats ass if you breast feed your brat in public. 

Go for it!
Whip that bad boob out and go to town for all I care …

… just don’t do it on the way to town, which is exactly what she did.

Police were alerted to the situation when a passing motorist called to report the multitasker, saying “I tried to say something to her. She literally has the little girl on the steering wheel and I said, ‘I can’t believe you have that kid in your lap and she said, ‘You want to pop your titty out and breastfeed this kid?’ That’s what she said to me. I’m like, ‘You can feed your kid when you stop.’ It’s, like, wet out here. It’s full of traffic. It’s ridiculous. She’s got, like, three other kids in the car.” 

“Our issue is not the fact that this woman was breast-feeding in public,” Kettering Officer Michael Burke said, adding the dumb bitch would have been charged even if the child was just sitting on her lap.

“Our issue is that she created the condition that placed her child’s health and safety at risk.”

Only she’s too much of a dumb bitch to give a shit.

So be alert, Ohioans!

In order to avoid her next ticket, this dumb bitch just may put one of her other little dickens in the driver’s seat!



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  • 1. Chris  |  March 2, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    As a proud member of the breastfeeders club… I have 5 badges TYVM…. I’d like to 2nd the nomination of dumb bitch of the day.

  • 2. Ponchita  |  March 2, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Ok – has this dimwit heard of pumping?? Don’t know how old baby is…but been there done that..and had to squeeze the girls a few times to keep the kiddos happy in the backseat (provided they could hold a bottle). As you stated though – she could have pulled over.
    She must be related to the other dumb bitch who a few years ago was pulled over here in Houston – fucktard got busted when she pulled into the toll booth to pay and the guy noticed she was crusing the beltway holding (i think was about a 6 mo old at the time) baby and letting the milk jugs flow.

    sheeesh – glad texas isn’t the only place with idiots.

  • 3. noni  |  March 2, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    ‘I’m not gonna listen to that all across town …” … nice way to talk about your own kids.
    And Ponchita’s right — pumping isn’t easy but it MAKES things easier in the long run.

  • 4. writechicpress  |  March 2, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    Definitely dumb bitch of the day. What a hideous image. Too bad it was just a ticket. My opinion: it’s endangerment and neglect.

  • 5. lifeisacookie  |  March 2, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    Could you imagine if, say, the baby (who I understand is about 1) started to cough or something that further diverted the mother’s attention? Or if the kids in the back were a bit unruly and she didn’t hear someone’s horn and had an accident?
    I can see a gozillion ways this goes bad in a hurry.
    to me, it’s also like those idiots who tailgate then try to zip around you with zero space to do it. I don’t care if they don’t value their own lives but damnit — they’d better value MINE if they want to share the road with me!

  • 6. Chris  |  March 3, 2009 at 12:19 am

    … and their children’s lives.

  • 7. Ponchita  |  March 3, 2009 at 1:49 am

    ok – one year old? can hold it’s own bottle…not only to mention and just my opinion…but if bb is over one they can have milk. i know i know —some (including my own sister) breastfed till the kids could tie their own shoes. regardless of whatever, this mom = stupid, stupido and so on.
    i’m with writechic – the punishment should have been way more harsh than a ticket.

  • 8. lifeisacookie  |  March 3, 2009 at 10:59 am

    she’ll probably have a book deal by the weekend.

  • 9. GreenEydGrrl  |  March 3, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    ….or a gig hosting a reality game show that awards prizes to the dumbest bitch who can multi task the most while driving.

  • 10. lifeisacookie  |  March 3, 2009 at 2:36 pm


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