I bet THIS wasn’t on his Bucket List!

February 26, 2009 at 4:34 pm 13 comments


The dumb skank who admits she knowingly got into a car with a possibly drunk Morgan Freeman last August is now suing that hot piece for negligence, saying she wants to ‘clear her name from claims she was his mistress’.
::: And bank some sweet coin, of course! :::

Demaris ‘Do My Eyes Make Me Look Like A Crazy Gold-Digging Whore’ Meyer held an L.A. news conference where she whined about being labeled the ‘other woman’, channeled her inner Blogojevich and vowed to fight, Fight, FIGHT until cleanliness and dignity are restored to her allegedly once-good name.
::: … uh huh, good luck with that … :::

“I had hoped and prayed that Mr. Freeman or his representatives would have set the record straight and cleared my name, but they have not done so and that is why I have chosen to come forward to tell the truth about our relationship,” she bellyached to a handfull of people who, if we’re being honest here, probably only showed up to see what a potential Freeman fuckbuddy looked like.
::: … now we know? :::

According to her four-page lawsuit, she hopes to squeeze the Oscar-winner for pastpresentandfuture medical expenses, short-term memory loss , pain and suffering, some kind of short-term memory loss, pastpresentandfuture lost wages, permanent disability for short-term memory loss and other damages. Oh, and some sort of loss of memory … or something … and, uhh, don’t forget that big fucking truckload of money, bitches!!
::: … because nothing screams ‘Innocent Choir Girl’ louder than a legal shakedown … :::

The whole almost-hookup apparently happened because a mutual friend invited her to a dinner party so she could fuck meet the actor. She went, they dined, they got their drink on, they left and went back to the mutual friend’s house, they got their drink on there, then Miss Daisy jumped in Hoke’s Nissan and were makin’ the dash to his pad when things got all crashy.
::: … just your typical first-date stuff … :::

According to her [bullshit] lawsuit, she was in Freeman’s car only because he kindly offered to let her spend fucky times the night at his home — seeing as how “it would be much closer for Ms. Meyer to travel to her place of employment the next morning from Mr. Freeman’s home” than from the home of their mutual friend.

Uh huh … ‘cept Freeman’s house is in Charleston, Mississippi (89.5 miles from Meyer’s Memphis abode) and the friend lives in Clarksdale, Mississippi (77.6 miles from Memphis) — which would make it, like, NOT closer and stuff?

Oh but hey, in her defense, anyone stupid enough to get  in a car with someone they admit [in writing — filed with the courts] had been drinking, really isn’t the kind of brainiac who can be reasonably expected to handle simple geography or exhibit any of her own accountability or, you know,  personal responsibility or anything … right?

Right?

Right?

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13 Comments

  • 1. Chris  |  February 26, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Crap… I forget what I was gonna say.

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  February 26, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Oh no Chris! did you suffer short-term memory loss too???????

  • 3. Beeyatch  |  February 26, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    I heard she had Glorida Allred as her attorney? Sounds like gold digger is just about right.

  • 4. writechicpress  |  February 26, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    Is it me? Or does her neck look like what’s left after the circumcision?

  • 5. lifeisacookie  |  February 27, 2009 at 1:31 am

    OH NO YOU DI’INT!!!
    YES YOU DID!!!

    (Writechic is my hero)

  • 6. writechicpress  |  February 27, 2009 at 2:16 am

    If the turtleneck fits…

  • 7. Chris  |  February 27, 2009 at 5:06 am

    Mwahahahaaa

  • 8. springdaddy  |  February 27, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    Hahaha!!! I was thinking Acordian! But yours is more realistic WC.

  • 9. Type Writer  |  February 27, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Yeah, shouldn’t the guy who played God, the President and the narrator for The Shawshank Redemption be able to pull a better-looking gold-digger? I would thought Morgan would be cavorting in the Playboy Mansion grotto with the Girls Next Door 🙂

    TW

  • 10. lifeisacookie  |  February 27, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    well, times are hard TW — maybe he’s down to getting blown on a budget?
    That’s just sad …

  • 11. writechicpress  |  February 27, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    LOL!

    You really know how to put things, ya know.

  • 12. lifeisacookie  |  February 27, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Whaaaat??? 😉

  • 13. Woody would be proud « Life Is A Cookie  |  July 9, 2009 at 7:23 pm

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