The Inside (pooper) Scoop
Our long national nightmare may finally, actually, for REAL this time be, like, a serious kind of over!!!
Reports have surfaced that the rainbow king has made the ultimate headway!
A FINAL DECISION!!!
Yes, my friends — at long last — we have a breeeeeeed!!
The crack investigative team over at People Magazine has revealed that Renegade and Renaissance have decided it will be a Portuguese Water dog for little Radiance and Rosebud.
:::: exhaaaaaaaale :::
“Temperamentally they’re supposed to be pretty good,” the HBIC told the mag. “From the size perspective, they’re sort of middle of the road – it’s not small, but it’s not a huge dog. And the folks that we know who own them have raved about them. So that’s where we’re leaning.”
Wait. Did she say ‘leaning’?
What is this leaning bullshit?!?
You’ve either decided or you haven’t — it is just. That. SIMPLE!!!
‘Leaning’ indicates an inclination, a proclivity, a liking — it’s not exactly a word that denotes the kind of concrete finality People Magazine led me to believe we were talking about here!
Nu nu nu nu nooooooooooo … those little bitches are getting a Portuguese Water dog and that’s that!
Done deal, people!!!
Don’t make me come up there!
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