The Inside (pooper) Scoop

February 25, 2009 at 6:47 pm 5 comments

I am so relieved!!!

Our long national nightmare may finally, actually, for REAL this time be, like, a serious kind of over!!!

Reports have surfaced that the rainbow king has made the ultimate headway!
True Progress!!

Yes, my friends — at long last — we have a breeeeeeed!!

The crack investigative team over at People Magazine has revealed that Renegade and Renaissance have decided it will be a Portuguese Water dog for little Radiance and Rosebud.
:::: exhaaaaaaaale :::

“Temperamentally they’re supposed to be pretty good,” the HBIC told the mag. “From the size perspective, they’re sort of middle of the road – it’s not small, but it’s not a huge dog. And the folks that we know who own them have raved about them. So that’s where we’re leaning.”

onsdWait. Did she say ‘leaning’?
What is this leaning bullshit?!?
You’ve either decided or you haven’t — it is just. That. SIMPLE!!!

‘Leaning’ indicates an inclination, a proclivity, a liking — it’s not exactly a word that denotes the kind of concrete finality People Magazine led me to believe we were talking about here!

Those fuckers — I, I, I can’t take this stress! The waiting? The wondering?? The worry?!?

Nu nu nu nu nooooooooooo … those little bitches are getting a Portuguese Water dog and that’s that!
Case closed!
Done deal, people!!!

Don’t make me come up there!

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You see it I bet THIS wasn’t on his Bucket List!


  • 1. springdaddy  |  February 25, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    I hope they did a crap size assesment to make sure Radiance and Rosebud can pick up the waterdog poo. Cause Momma and Dad said they had to do their own shit around the big house. that means pickin up after the mutt!

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  February 25, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    I bet the Secret Service gets poo detail!

  • 3. Ponchita  |  February 26, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    For the love of all things HOLY! Could they PLEASE make a decision already?! It’s a dog…just get a dog already. Hopefully he puts this much thought into fixing the clusterf*** formerly known as the American Economy.

  • 4. Petbey  |  March 13, 2009 at 3:56 pm

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  • 5. lifeisacookie  |  March 13, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    Thanks dude! Your ‘mule blog rocks the hizzy!

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