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February 12, 2009 at 6:30 pm 7 comments


Bein’ as we’ez so broke-ass broke an all, I’s oh’veer thinkin’ I’s gonna be shit outta luck an luv this Valentahnz Day — but Wahffel Haus dun saved it fer me!
::: Thank Yew Wahffel Haus!!! :::

They’s off’rin up a real nice candelaht dinner, wut wi’ wyte tablecloth an everthang!
::: ahhh romanse! :::

I s’poze they did it lass year er sumthin like ‘at an fohk’s took to it like salt on a ‘mayter cuz they’s doin’ it a-gin

… an yew no wut?
I am all a-bout it!!!!

Stan bak! Cuz I’m fixin’ to git twiiny kinds o’ Skatter’d, Smuther’d, Kuhver’d, Chunk’d, Top’d an Dahs’d!!


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  • 1. curious  |  February 12, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    why cookie, i do think you are a snob! lol

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  February 12, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    hehe — nah, I love me some Waffle House! I just couldn’t resist since the list was ALL Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi and the coupla token South Carolina and Texas Waffle Houses

    !! PLUS !!
    The mother-in-law of one of my sisters owns a Waffle House near Fort Deposit so I know that’ll make for some fine dinnertime convo!

  • 3. curious  |  February 12, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    ft deposit… hmm, let me see. waffle house or priester’s pecans? i know where i’m going 🙂

    happy hearts day cookie. hope it’s a happy one for you.

    btw, did you ever find the lady that was telling odrama “i love you barak” at the love fest in ft myers? i figured you would put a big ol’ can of whoop a$$ on her. that’s your man. lol

  • 4. curious  |  February 12, 2009 at 10:21 pm


  • 5. lifeisacookie  |  February 12, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    He IS my man and I will flat out cut a bitch for mackin’ on him!!!
    Lemme at her!!!

    A very happy and sentimental and warmy gushy Hearts & Flowers Day to you, too, Big C!

    Oh — that hot piece I call my sister corrected me — “Nanny’s” Waffle House is in Thomasville, not Fort Deposit. WUT EVAH!

  • 6. curious  |  February 13, 2009 at 12:09 am

    ugh! i spent a few weeks in a sleazy days inn in thomasville in 2000.

  • 7. lifeisacookie  |  February 13, 2009 at 10:50 am

    You DO need a hug then! I bet you still have nightmares 😉

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