The Iceman Cometh?
If it weren’t for the fact that I wasn’t even the teensiest bit hung over this morning [WTF?!?], I would have sworn on the holiest of holies — the Victoria’s Secret catalogue — that my eyeballs were still pissed about that whole Tom Jones leatherface nightmare and decided on a little payback prank of their own.
I mean, how else was I supposed to explain this headline:
Val Kilmer ponders run for NM governor in 2010
But, it’s true!
The job will be up for grabs next year when two-term hot slut Bill Richardson leaves office – and the Iceman wants to get his gubernatoriality on!!!
::: … no word yet on how Wolfman and Slider feel about this … :::
“If I run, I’m going to be the next governor.”
Well OK then, Mr. Lowselfesteem!
We think you can do it too, snookums!
Anyone who can coordinate the most awesomely not-meant-to-be-gay-but-soooooo-fucking-GAY beach volleyball game in the entire known history of the Top Gun fighter tactics instructor program has got my vote!
Or … uh … would have my vote if I lived in New Mexico and, you know, could, like, vote for you … and stuff.
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