The Iceman Cometh?

February 6, 2009 at 4:00 pm 8 comments


If it weren’t for the fact that I wasn’t even the teensiest bit hung over this morning [WTF?!?], I would have sworn on the holiest of holies — the Victoria’s Secret catalogue — that my eyeballs were still pissed about that whole Tom Jones leatherface nightmare and decided on a little payback prank of their own.

I mean, how else was I supposed to explain this headline:
Val Kilmer ponders run for NM governor in 2010

But, it’s true!

The job will be up for grabs next year when two-term hot slut Bill Richardson leaves office – and the Iceman wants to get his gubernatoriality on!!!
::: … no word yet on how Wolfman and Slider feel about this … :::

“If I run, I’m going to be the next governor.”

Well OK then, Mr. Lowselfesteem!
We think you can do it too, snookums!

Anyone who can coordinate the most awesomely not-meant-to-be-gay-but-soooooo-fucking-GAY beach volleyball game in the entire known history of the Top Gun fighter tactics instructor program has got my vote!
Or … uh … would have my vote if I lived in New Mexico and, you know, could, like, vote for you … and stuff.

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8 Comments

  • 1. this buddy of mine  |  February 6, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    HELLS YEAH!

  • 2. springdaddy  |  February 6, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Uh….Hells No!! Stop the popularity train in politics!!! Or for that matter the popularists opinion of politics!

    The Iceman was cool but, WTF are his qualifacations? What has he been doing to show his worthyness?

  • 3. this buddy of mine  |  February 6, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    SD…that was an impressive comment…some of the best commenting I’ve ever seen…right up the moment you got killed

    you never, ever leave your wingman!

    your a good commenter SD…it ain’t about that…I don’t like it cause your dangerous…you have to ask yourself “whose side are you on?”

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  February 6, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    Wait — you couldn’t see the tongue in my cheek there? 😛

  • 5. Chris  |  February 7, 2009 at 12:49 am

    There are actually a few actors I’d vote for… but Kilmer.. he aint one of em. I mean, it would be the most gorgeous stamp I ever licked but….

  • 6. curious  |  February 7, 2009 at 1:50 am

    i agree with you springdaddy. that’s what i have said about odrama all along. odrama can’t even keep dracula pelosi in check.

    you have to admit that val played an awesome doc holiday. and what was the movie with the midgets and lenny and squiggy? that was better than any sean penn movie.

  • 7. Chris  |  February 7, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    LMAO — midgets & lenny & squiggy? I think I missed that one.

  • 8. curious  |  February 8, 2009 at 11:08 pm

    the movie was ‘willow’


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