Is there nothing it can’t do?!?

February 4, 2009 at 2:12 pm 8 comments

Surgeons remove healthy kidney through donor’s vagina

Yup – you read that right.

“In what is being heralded as a “first-ever procedure,” surgeons removed a healthy kidney through a donor’s vagina, the Johns Hopkins Medical Center has announced.”


This is awesomeness on an Everest scale!

As I have steadfastly maintained in cars, bars, NASCAR infields and HR mediation rooms for years — a woman’s hooha is the source of unspeakable power and, as this news proves, it is just 12 kinds of fucking futile to disagree!!
::: Bow down and RECONIZE!!! :::

I mean, ok, we all know it’s good for birthin’ shit.
And heaven’s knows the peen is always welcome.
kidneyJoy Toys, personal parts, certain types of produce and the occasional ‘mystery object’ have all been known to make a guest appearance every now and again … but who in a gozillion years would have thought the world’s original playstation capable of surgical assist during an organ transplant?!?
::: Go on witcha bad self!! :::

And, just in case you were wondering — a healthy kidney is about 4-5 inches long and 2-3 inches wide — a little on the small side for something exiting that area if you ask me … but WHATEVER!!!

Vaginas are saving lives, people!

Be nice to the one nearest you!


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Better set your TiVo! Come to mommy …


  • 1. this buddy of mine  |  February 4, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    My first question…is why did they stick it up there in the first place? Couldn’t they find a cooler to transport that thing in?

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  February 4, 2009 at 3:09 pm


  • 3. this buddy of mine  |  February 4, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    the Warrant Remix

    She’s my kidney pie
    Coming out the vag
    Such a sick surprise
    Tastes so gross
    Make a grown man cry
    Sweet kidney pie oh yea

    She’s my kidney pie
    Put a frown on your face
    Ten miles wide
    Looks so gross
    Bring a tear to your eye
    Sweet kidney pie

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  February 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    Those dudes were scary

  • 5. springdaddy  |  February 4, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Yeah…Warrant rock—-ed….

    So you’re all Halleluiya right now. But you watch, the doctors will be one uppin each other next, and screwin it all up.
    Doctor #1 “Oh, I think I can get that lung outta the vagina next”.
    Doctor #2 “No ya can’t!”
    Doctor #1 “Yes I can!”
    Doctor #2 “No ya can’t”
    Doctor #1 “Watch”

  • 6. lifeisacookie  |  February 4, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    Eek — you may be right … I think once we get into double-dog dare territory we’ve officially gone off the rez!

  • 7. Chris  |  February 5, 2009 at 3:34 am

    Yay for the vajayjay!! and LMAO!!!!!!!!! @ both of buddy’s comments

  • 8. writechicpress  |  February 5, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    I’ll second Chris. Still giggling.

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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