Come to mommy …
I LOVE SIGNING DAY!!!
It’s like Christmas morming when you wake up to the happy smiley realization that it IS possible to forget all the shit from the last several months in the giddy excitement of watching all those glittery shiny pages of hope get signed!
… and already we have a surprise signee in Five-Star Wide Receiver DeAngelo Benton!
::: YAY!!! :::
Considered one of the nation’s top receivers coming out of high school, Benton is douchebag replacement for the Tubernator Gene Chizik’s biggest signing surprise.
::: … Coach Retard takes the first step down the long road to redemption … :::
Benton’s signing was followed another big catch in four-star Wide Receiver Emory Blake of Austin, Texas and then three-star Defensive End Nosa Eguae!
::: EEEEEeeeeee!!!!!!!! :::
Oh glory BE – Texas’s four-star QB Tyrik Rollison knows it’s great to be an Auburn Tiger!!
::: SO FUCKING EXCITED!!! :::
NOON THIRTY UPDATE:
Four-star Running Back Dontae Aycock and four-star Defensive Back Taikwon Paige will be doin’ the Tiger Walk!!
Oooohhhh — but Bryce Brown … how you torment me!!!
1 P.M. UPDATE:
Poo on toast!
Linebacker hottie Tana Patrick pickes the hated Crimson Tide!!!
Damn you Sata … err, Saban!
3 P.M. UPDATE:
The national recruiting champion is . . .
It depends on which recruiting service. And it’s far from over. In 30 minutes, this could all change, and probably will. But as of 1:25 p.m., LSU was ahead in Rivals. Alabama was No. 4 and Auburn 17th.
::: I think I should just start drinking already … :::
And what up with Reuben Randle?!? I mean, I don’t think we’re in the mix here but I’d be all YIPPEEE if he snubbed Bama for the other Tigers …
4 P.M. UPDATE:
The day is shaping up pretty much like I expected … except I should TOTALLY be drinking already!
::: CURSE YOU MISSED OPPORTUNITY!!! :::
Florida Running Back Trent Richardson makes pact with the devil and signs with the Crimson Snide … feh
NEARISH FIVISH UPDATE:
Bryce Brown is holding off until Monday to decide.
I swear if I didn’t have to crank out some junk miles to work the stress off I’d start knockin’ ’em back in 5 … 4 …
AFTERISH FIVISH UPDATE:
Kenny Bell chooses LSU over Alabamahahahahaha!!!!!
… developing …
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