Come to mommy …

February 4, 2009 at 5:01 pm 8 comments


I LOVE SIGNING DAY!!!

signingdayIt’s like Christmas morming when you wake up to the happy smiley realization that it IS possible to forget all the shit from the last several months in the giddy excitement of watching all those glittery shiny pages of hope get signed!

… and already we have a surprise signee in Five-Star Wide Receiver DeAngelo Benton!
::: YAY!!! :::

Considered one of the nation’s top receivers coming out of high school, Benton is douchebag replacement for the Tubernator Gene Chizik’s biggest signing surprise.
::: … Coach Retard takes the first step down the long road to redemption … :::

Benton’s signing was followed another big catch in four-star Wide Receiver Emory Blake of Austin, Texas and then three-star Defensive End Nosa Eguae!
::: EEEEEeeeeee!!!!!!!! :::

NOON UPDATE:
Oh glory BE – Texas’s four-star QB Tyrik Rollison knows it’s great to be an Auburn Tiger!!
::: SO FUCKING EXCITED!!! :::

NOON THIRTY UPDATE:
Four-star Running Back Dontae Aycock and four-star Defensive Back Taikwon Paige will be doin’ the Tiger Walk!!

Oooohhhh — but Bryce Brown … how you torment me!!!

1 P.M. UPDATE:
Poo on toast!
Linebacker hottie Tana Patrick pickes the hated Crimson Tide!!!
Damn you Sata … err, Saban!

3 P.M. UPDATE:
ACK!

From al.com:
The national recruiting champion is . . .

It depends on which recruiting service. And it’s far from over. In 30 minutes, this could all change, and probably will. But as of 1:25 p.m., LSU was ahead in Rivals. Alabama was No. 4 and Auburn 17th.
::: I think I should just start drinking already … :::

And what up with Reuben Randle?!? I mean, I don’t think we’re in the mix here but I’d be all YIPPEEE if he snubbed Bama for the other Tigers …

4 P.M. UPDATE:
The day is shaping up pretty much like I expected … except I should TOTALLY be drinking already!
::: CURSE YOU MISSED OPPORTUNITY!!! :::

Florida Running Back Trent Richardson makes pact with the devil and signs with the Crimson Snide … feh

NEARISH FIVISH UPDATE:
Bryce Brown is holding off until Monday to decide.
MONDAY!!!
Fucking tease!

I swear if I didn’t have to crank out some junk miles to work the stress off I’d start  knockin’ ’em back in 5 … 4 …

AFTERISH FIVISH UPDATE:
Kenny Bell chooses LSU over Alabamahahahahaha!!!!!

… developing …

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Is there nothing it can’t do?!? Cold hands, hot … TODDY!

8 Comments

  • 1. springdaddy  |  February 4, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    3….2…..1….Hit it!!! Rita’s for everyone!!!

    It’ll be OK Cookie. Just take deep breaths in to the bag sitting on the desk.

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  February 4, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    It’s just the most gloriously stressful day every year!!!

  • 3. curious  |  February 5, 2009 at 3:52 am

    did API sign a football coach? y’all were fools to let tuberville get away. so much for fat men in yellow clothes and real estate barrons. they just don’t mix well with football.

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  February 5, 2009 at 11:23 am

    TELL ME ABOUT IT!! I still can’t believe my Tubby won’t be on the sidelines this season 😦

  • 5. curious  |  February 5, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    tuberville made the comment last weekend that hewould like to end up in the pac10 after taking a year off. i don’tblame hin for wanting to get as far away from the sec as possible.

    something is lost in our quest for athletic performance over academic excellence. i have seen it first hand. anyone here ever tutored a college senior, taking freshman level classes, that couldn’t read on a second grade level? in his defense, he was an all conference lineman. guess that makes it ok. i busted my tail to make dean’s/president’s list and to avoid mandatory study hall, only to be required to tutor study hall and taking away my study time.

    how can any school call them student athletes when a coach like mark godfreid gets fired mid-season when he has graduated 100% of his players in his 10 years at alabama?

    api did grab a hometown boy. desmond washington is a juco transfer from somewhere in mississippi. although i am a bama fan, i do wish the aub kids well. i played under 2 head coaches and 3 position coaches in 3 years at lu.

  • 6. lifeisacookie  |  February 5, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    I do know about your history as an athlete and so Iknow you have a good perspective on that, definitely.

    When I was at Auburn I tutored some of the players. They were all really good to me — I cam’t complain at all – I got to eat at Sewell Hall!!!

  • 7. curious  |  February 5, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    sewell did have the good grub. ate there at football camps and a recruiting trip.

    the guys i was tutoring were teammates, so we got along well. it’s still sad how you can push a kid through school just because they can play ball.

  • 8. lifeisacookie  |  February 5, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    I know and you make a very valid point … still — it is poetry in motion to watch a truly great athlete! It’s just the best!!!


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